Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0
shit happens. ;)
goatboy197 0
He better give you a raise :)
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cgulian15 0
I once tried to shit on a toilet seat at my school. Unfortunately I did a sloppy job and it rolled off the toilet seat onto the floor. Normally I wouldn't care because I would already be ******** outside the toilet bowl. However this time it landed directly on my shoes. My new, WHITE, $70 shoes. Karma...
PlasmaVirus 4
Looks like somebody missed the bowl.
AlkatrazTsubasa1 0
at least the toilet had nothing in it
lifesabitcchh 0
well at least there wasn't any crap inside the toilet
CharismaGeek 19
*Cleveland Voice* That's just nasty.
Jada2599 7
Haha aaawww poor thing
capnbzarr 43
I realize this is a very old post, but it seems nobody has yet asked this question: Setting aside your inability to watch where you step, why is your reflex, in the event of stepping in something unexpected, to drop the keys you're holding? And why are you holding them over the toilet? Something stinks about this FML, and it's not the supposed feces...
SisterDharma 13
What a shitty situation!
Mad Jack 4
Sounds like a shitty job...