Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML
Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML
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BadPinkKitty07 0
shit happens. ;)
goatboy197 0
He better give you a raise :)
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flippingbunny 0
I work at a 4 diamond hotel and someone shit all over the public restroom, smeared thier feces on a painting and all over the walls. They then shit puked and peed all over their room! I mean ALL over the room! This kind of thing happens everywhere! Its disquisting, lucky for me we have designated hazmat personel! OP, FYL, that bites.
mermaid4life 0
Holy cow do you work in a barn?
mayhaha 0
nice one;)
beastlypoo 0
beastlypoo
Rishy 0
If the crapper is christian, then to you OP, Holy Shit!
artfreak21 0
Ewww, that sucks. I'd be soo pissed haha.
BlueTwist89 0
#37, I don't think OP is a janitor...why would he be posting on FML? Honestly, I wouldn't be completely shocked if I signed up for a janitorial job. I certainly wouldn't be posting on FML. That would be like..."Today I had to pick up my neighbor's trash. They had bags filled with rotting food, which I could smell from 10 feet away. FML" AND neglecting to mention that he's a garbage man. While this sucks, the FML would be I'm a janitor or garbage man, not FML I had to do my job today..
BlueTwist89 0
I meant to say I wouldn't be shocked to have to clean up the mess, if I had signed up for a job like that. Just wanna make sure there's no confusion (:. TGIF!
Compass 0
How did you step on shit? Are you that blind?
Digital_Stomp 0
One time I had to clean up menstrual blood that someone had smeared all over the walls and floor of the bathroom; toilet paper was stuck to the walls and everything. It was nasty. Another time I had to clean up a toilet that was so full of shit it was about to brim over the top.