Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property my parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze and the pipes burst, causing the whole kitchen ceiling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors and the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, our roof collapsed due to water damage. I had saved the money to get the roof fixed months ago, but my wife saw a scare story about gas stoves and demanded we spend the money getting every gas-powered appliance ripped out and replaced. That new HVAC system will work great in a condemned house. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbor's pipe burst because they forgot to close their porch door and, well, Wisconsin winter. My apartment is flooded and I'm spending my little money on a hotel. I think I'm homeless. FML
Today, I found out my landlord has bought himself a new boat. He refuses to turn up the heating to save money. I'm freezing. FML
Today, like always, my parents are such tightwads that they refused to turn the heating system on, despite the ball-freezing temperatures. I was so cold, I had to resort to warming my hands up over the toaster. FML
Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML
Today, the toilet on the top floor of my house burst, soaked the bathroom, and water dripped down into the kitchen and the basement for hours when nobody was home. Eight blowers and a dehumidifier later, the house is about 90 degrees and I can't leave. FML
Today, my roommate decided to turn off all appliances in the house to "save" electricity. This included the refrigerator. FML
Today, our boiler broke. Yesterday, it was our fridge. The day before that, the deck collapsed, and a few weeks ago the dishwasher flooded the kitchen. This is after we spent a ton of money to have the house gutted due to a mold problem. We only bought the house a year ago, and have lived in it even less. We need to move. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I woke up on the coldest morning of the year to discover that the gas fireplace has run out of propane, and there is no water because the pipes are frozen. While trying to locate the frozen pipe, I forgot to let the dog out, and she peed on the carpet. FML
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FD929 0
it's perfectly fine to shut off the heat but you need to remember to shut off the water and drain the pipes. FYI for future reference, though I don't think they'll ever let you be responsible for it again.
name2notforget 0
OP, dont breed plz
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Comments (88)
allihall127 0
Sorry, but you kind of deserve it. Everyone knows that you never turn off the heat during the winter for that exact reason.
vvvalori 0
Well OBVIOUSLY not everyone. God seems to have missed a few when he passed out COMMON SENSE.
Fminetoo 0
That was great ^
KarmaLanding 0
When I went to work for a Japanese company which had just opened a branch in Illinois, I had to explain to my Japanese boss that we do not, under any circumstances, turn the office heat off at weekend, for this very reason. He had never experienced truly cold weather, and had no idea the pipes would freeze. That said, OP, YDI in spades for being a dumb-ass, especially if you're a NATIVE of New Jersey.
phatdaddy 0
ok that definitely wasn't a reply to either of the previous posts. Is the fml server screwing up the replies again?
Vagmanec 0
Wow, you sure are dumb
babyblueloser 0
kay if that " really" happens I'm pretty Shure you won't be on the computer
starberries 0
What, if your pipes burst you can't ever go on the computer again?
anna380 0
babyblueloser, u WOULD spell "sure" wrong!
Sexiichick 0
Omg good Job oh...yeah this is a five year old so **** bye:)
phatdaddy 0
What's a **** bye? I've heard of a goodbye ****. Is it similar to that? Or do you mean a ****-by? As in a ****-by shooting.
DuckOnAStick 0
Fail.
esfox83 17
sorry dude but your an idiot
BigBossdanny 0
Wow i think that house hasnt been maintened for a while, if it self destruct after turning down the heat you better of on the streets then in that house