Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML
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Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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Top comments
deviable 9
Dude, that is beyond awesome!
lovexbox 8
I'd laugh to, except it would be a bit awkward to be in a public place.
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Comments (151)
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
aayyeee thats my tone n i laff every time too.... idk how sumone CANT laff at that... lol
RainbowHeadache 2
How does one..."laff"?
False_Stupidity 42
Arrrgghh! I can feel my brain cells dying from trying to read this comment ... Seriously, learn to spell!
melizabeths 0
I don't know what your deal is. That's funny
LexusFlu 1
Any guy will laugh at a fart noise, ranging from under. A year to 115 years old, it's something men do, I think that's fantastic.
mrahhhhh 21
At least your husband isn't doing what I'm planning on doing. I'm planning on changing my text message alert to a ringtone from Grand Theft Auto 4 called "Old Bitch Falling and Breaking Her Hip".
R4P3DwithALOHA 0
hes a grown kid
elisabeth1_fml 0
Hey I'm 44 and I think that's hilarious. Don't think that will change even when I get to 100. Toilet humour always makes me laugh tee hee
Deathhound 27
Why does almost everyone think that little things can't bring older people to laugh? It's funny so let him be.
BigRigX 2
My alert tone is a fart, its awesome!
kay729 7
Fart jokes don't have an age limit
awagh666 14
Lmao.... Thats just super funny. Lighten up babes. Live and let live. Btw i am changing my text tone to a fart too :D