Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML
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Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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deviable 9
Dude, that is beyond awesome!
lovexbox 8
I'd laugh to, except it would be a bit awkward to be in a public place.
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Comments (151)
neongurl98 10
Nothings wrong with that! Laugh with him!
Phendraana 0
yeah, farts are funny. FHL for being stuck with an uptight bitch.
jerico616 14
A little immaturity is a healthy thing! He's living his life, enjoy it.
False_Stupidity 42
Sounds exactly like something I would do.. in fact that's a great idea!.. Now to find out how to use a custom tone....
CruelGirl07 5
While it may be a little immature, it could be worse. At least he's not carrying a fart machine around in his pocket and making the noises at the most embarrassing times or places. If it bothers you that bad, put his phone on silent whenever you're around him...or especially when the two of you go in public.
mlrack101 1
and now you know why hes single at 35!
perdix 31
Poor bastard. He's just enjoying himself, but is going to be trapped by a humorless bitch. I hope his phone is on during the ceremony.
MD_DILF 4
I agree with 65...he should have his phone in his pocket at the ceremony!
rachel_potter 13
Oh your no fun! Farts are funny :D
mrmusicman97 4
lol i would so do that too but im no where near 35 years old
bayonet 0
The only difference between men and boys is the price of our toys