Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML
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Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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deviable 9
Dude, that is beyond awesome!
lovexbox 8
I'd laugh to, except it would be a bit awkward to be in a public place.
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Comments (151)
Just2BMe 5
Well he certainly got a sense of humor. I like that :)
keshaforever1 14
Lol a grown ass man having a farting phone every time he gets a text -.- To teach him a lesson about it when your in public and he gets a text tell him REALLY loudly how it's rude to fart in public.That would be hilarious =D
Ray_of_midnight 23
Guys never outgrow fart jokes. Just deal, already. Suggestion: change yours to the Wilhelm Scream. (Friend of mine did that. She got some interesting looks.)
adela119 0
Nice XD
Jimboom 12
Ha ha ha. You said fart.
scatch 5
That's just fuunnnyyyy!!!!!
PennyLane27 32
My dad is 65 and just bought a brand new fart machine. He used his old one so much it burned out. Boys will be boys.. at any age! :o)
Imapean19 4
At least he's not really farting every time he gets a text message
captainfalcon7 0
he'll probably start blaming you every time you're in public
blacksswan 10
Shut up and let the man live a little.