Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years-old. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML
Today, I came home to find my 25 year old boyfriend laughing hysterically at his laptop while he made Microsoft Sam say "feces", "penis", and "diarrhea". FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML
Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML
Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML
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deviable 9
Dude, that is beyond awesome!
lovexbox 8
I'd laugh to, except it would be a bit awkward to be in a public place.
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Comments (151)
gpoquiqui 5
Mines a duck quacking
XxVENMxSNAIKxX 0
my dad is that way but he is turning 46 in november
samsonitekilla 3
dude that's genius! if shot doesn't work out I'll take him:)
onorexveritas 24
my dad is like that lol
Ilikethenamesam 3
Sounds like something my dad would do. Hes 50
punkrocker092 0
Get a better fiancé
Demonyx 6
What's your point with the age? As you get older I think you should learn to not give a f#€k what other people think and just enjoy life, you don't know how much longer you'll be able to
mwolverine 1
That's actually funny...
martixy 2
Can anyone say "Midlife crisis"? :)
Nitronie 3
That's not that bad. There's worse. Just lookate the bright side, he likes to have fun. :) And it is kinda funny if ya think about it. Anyhow, he'll probably get bored of it soon, so just endure it.