Bunged up

By Anonymous - 12/10/2022 16:00 - Canada - Niagara Falls

Spicy
Today I discovered the hard way that you can rip your own butthole. Not from having sex though, I ripped my own butt because I was constipated. FML
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cuz803 44

Been there. Had anal fissures multiple times. Consume fiber and water in your diet. Lots of it. Also, maybe psyllium husk supplements would help you.

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RichardPencil 30

Didn't you have a friend who could give you anal to move things around a bit? With friends like that, who needs enemas?

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cuz803 44

Been there. Had anal fissures multiple times. Consume fiber and water in your diet. Lots of it. Also, maybe psyllium husk supplements would help you.

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poopface82 19

Also coconut milk. It’s a natural laxative.

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RichardPencil 30

Didn't you have a friend who could give you anal to move things around a bit? With friends like that, who needs enemas?

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cacheson 41

I was going to try to make a witty comment but after this I’ve got nothing

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