Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I told my mom I wasn't doing very good mentally and I was looking for some support. She decided to remind me of all of the things I still haven't paid her back for. I'm now an unpaid loan, not her daughter. FML
Today, my mom cleaned out my bank account, saying my "no-good dad" owes her child support and that she'll get it one way or another. FML
Today, my mother found out I published a book. She demanded that I pay her all my royalties as repayment for her raising me. FML
Today, it's been months that my mom has owed me $174, and every time I ask she tells me she's too poor to pay me back. Girly bought an entire 180k dollar farm with my grandparents the day after I asked (also the money was used for gas, and she guilt tripped me into giving it to her). FML
Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills. Apparently, I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
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enonymous 9
I hope you kept your receipts for macaroni necklace and chores around the house. If not you'll be audited
Chinnithy 0
Pay her back in pennies.
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itcouldonlyhappe 0
I've been paying for my own stuff (besides food, clothes and education) since I was 5. my mother always made me pay her back if she bought me something.
metalsmith 0
how did you get money when you were 5?
itcouldonlyhappe 0
i saved all the money I collected from Christmas, birthdays, Easter and the random money my grandma would give me.
metalsmith 0
ah, I see what you mean
nickalamb 4
strange mom.
volleychic2014 0
you should hide the notebooks
laceyjane 0
she chose to have u u didn't ask to be born - is she gonna ask the dog to pay her back for the food, vaccines n poo bags when he gets a job!
amadan 0
She's horrible ha! why have a child then not support it?
kona314 1
Replace the books with papers of when she gave you money, that way it looks like she owes you money ;D
squishy01 0
It'd be a shame if she were to "lose" all the notebooks. wink wink nudge nudge
candys123 0
take her to court the day she hands you the notebooks..especially if she never told you you'd have to pay for it as far as you knew they were just gifts..however she can probably make you pay from when she told you youd have to pay back....ps your moms a bitch!
doyers11 0
u can pay her back by putting her in a retirement house!!!!
kitsune3 20
I can't condone being childish and burning the notebooks or anything, but perhaps she needs a taste of her own medicine? Pretend you're going to do the same thing with all the gifts you've given her. Just don't follow through, unless she gives you good reason.