By Louis FML's Showdown #13 Another selection of contenders for this week's crown, with this time bad dance moves coming under close scrutiny. 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By PocketTrash - 20/3/2020 21:00 This guy grudges Today, my dad is still mad because I tossed his empty coffee can over 3 days ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 1311 You deserved it 208 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I woke up and decided that I no longer give a fuck what I look like. Today is also the day a very attractive exchange student joined my private band lessons. FML I agree, your life sucks 24482 You deserved it 12823 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xxxdwangelaxxx - United States Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML I agree, your life sucks 44039 You deserved it 34534 146 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cheap - France - Toulouse Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML I agree, your life sucks 43934 You deserved it 6742 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RyanJarmanForPresident - United States Today, I caught my teenage daughter smoking, and tried calmly explaining to her that it's quite bad for her health. She replied with, "It doesn't harm you if you're under 20." FML I agree, your life sucks 33165 You deserved it 5020 200 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By n - United States Today, my boyfriend made me breakfast because I had a cold. Because my nose was so stuffed, I couldn't tell that our milk had gone bad. I had two cups. And now I'm stuck on the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 32027 You deserved it 3474 47 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brilee Bruxvoort - 31/5/2020 23:00 Don't give up Today, after finally putting my foot down and trying to kick my husband out for his alcoholism, I got a lecture from his parents about how much of a piece of shit I am for "giving up" on their son. I've been trying to get him to get help for the past three years. FML I agree, your life sucks 2057 You deserved it 141 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By 4yrldkicker - United States Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 57638 You deserved it 23442 299 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anythingjean - Canada Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML I agree, your life sucks 64502 You deserved it 9708 157 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML I agree, your life sucks 14523 You deserved it 43477 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Charming... Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML I agree, your life sucks 3265 You deserved it 372 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By babysitter93 - United States Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I have had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML I agree, your life sucks 58804 You deserved it 3541 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 1/9/2020 00:30 - United States - Savannah Boundaries Today, I woke up to my step-mother taking a shower in my bathroom. Of course, this would be fine, if my bathroom wasn't connected to my room and closet, or that I live in an apartment in their back yard, built before she moved in. FML I agree, your life sucks 1289 You deserved it 118 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By "fraz206" Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. 20 minutes till I was able to clock out some kid pukes all over herself in the playground. FML I agree, your life sucks 1900 You deserved it 151 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto Today, my online order arrived earlier than I expected. I opened it to find some kind of anal sex toy. Whoever this is for is going to be disappointed when they get my 3DS game. FML I agree, your life sucks 43565 You deserved it 3016 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous neighbor - United States Today, I went on a date with my really attractive neighbor, and at the end, when I leaned in to make out with her, she shook my hand. FML I agree, your life sucks 26690 You deserved it 6575 31 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Kay Kay - 23/5/2020 05:00 Can't win, part 15 Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML I agree, your life sucks 1846 You deserved it 113 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Latrobe Today, while refereeing a soccer game, I was accused of being racist, blind, and a fascist by spectators. The game was played by a group of third graders. FML I agree, your life sucks 40848 You deserved it 3060 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dontask - United States Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 31733 You deserved it 4404 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States - La Grande Today, I filled out an application for a job at Dairy Queen. I handed my application to the manager along with my résumé, and he said he'd be in contact with me. Not even five minutes after I left, a friend who works there sent me a picture of my crumpled-up application in the trash. FML I agree, your life sucks 38117 You deserved it 2764 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML I agree, your life sucks 33352 You deserved it 2924 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, it was so cold that I had to put slippers over my slippers. FML I agree, your life sucks 26551 You deserved it 6058 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BrokeAsHell - Australia - Werribee Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML I agree, your life sucks 50797 You deserved it 2864 70 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oh well - United States Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML I agree, your life sucks 33702 You deserved it 8362 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, while walking past a homeless man, I heard him comment on the woman in front of me saying, "I should come to this side of town more often, there's some hotties here." Then he saw me and said, "Wait, no, I think I'll stay on the other side of town." FML I agree, your life sucks 30064 You deserved it 3958 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anon - United States Today, when my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I got a nose bleed. He gave me a shirt to plug it with and kept going. FML I agree, your life sucks 32296 You deserved it 5404 92 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By salt. - United States Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML I agree, your life sucks 34084 You deserved it 2620 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jordan - Australia - Wahroonga Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML I agree, your life sucks 28248 You deserved it 3550 198 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By igiveup - United States Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML I agree, your life sucks 26734 You deserved it 11493 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By spanishgirl101 - Canada Today, I fell down the stairs, and my uncle came rushing over because he thought it was his 1 year old son. He saw me lying on the ground and said, "Oh. It's you," and then left to watch the hockey game. FML I agree, your life sucks 28837 You deserved it 3061 94 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blahblah - Canada Today, I'm in a relationship with a guy who yells at me everyday for things I didn't do, is in a dead-end job and is not attractive whatsoever, but I can't bring myself to break up with him because he would get to keep the dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 16304 You deserved it 52878 211 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By smellslikeahangover - United States - San Francisco Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML I agree, your life sucks 26742 You deserved it 1802 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanks, dad... - Romania - Baia Mare Today, I was playing with my phone after midnight, and I kept getting calls from a withheld number. The guy just breathed heavily and wouldn't speak. When the third call came, I asked "who the hell are you?" The call ended, and my dad yelled from outside my door: "ME! Now go to sleep!" FML I agree, your life sucks 43028 You deserved it 14416 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous "shortcomings" Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML I agree, your life sucks 7761 You deserved it 605 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By scarred4life - Canada Today, my mom gave me and my brothers each a cd of her recent photoshoot for her book. I found out later that my mom didn't know how to burn only SOME of the photos on the CD, and ended up burning all of the photos onto the CD. Some of the photos were provocative. FML I agree, your life sucks 23093 You deserved it 2075 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 10/4/2020 17:00 White line fever Today, I've been using a lot of Flonase recently for my stuffy nose, and my 4 year-old happens to call it "mommy's special nose medicine" out loud all the time. My neighbors now think I do cocaine. FML I agree, your life sucks 1603 You deserved it 220 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By has an old monitor - Germany - Berlin Today, the family computer's 15-year-old CRT monitor which gives me headaches finally stopped working. My dad quickly found a replacement: an even older CRT monitor that gives me worse headaches. FML I agree, your life sucks 33813 You deserved it 3226 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 2/12/2020 18:03 - South Africa - Johannesburg Clean up in aisle 5 please Today, I cleaned up the entire kitchen after sending the kids to school. I decided to have a nice cup of tea, and then knocked the tea over into the bin and the bin cabinet, the hardest and grossest thing to clean. FML I agree, your life sucks 688 You deserved it 108 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By im_not_me - Australia Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML I agree, your life sucks 38323 You deserved it 2702 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jen Today, I had to call a customer. I usually try to avoid calling customers because I have a very prominent speech impediment. Well, it turns out the customer I called also has a speech impediment and thought I was mocking her. She hung up on me and filed a formal complaint with my company. FML I agree, your life sucks 11676 You deserved it 608 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 244 You deserved it 72 3 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 356 You deserved it 144 3 Comments