FML's Showdown #13 By Louis - 14/06/2017 21:30 Another selection of contenders for this week's crown, with this time bad dance moves coming under close scrutiny. I agree, your life sucks 621 You deserved it 187 Share Tweet Share
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML I agree, your life sucks 762 You deserved it 120
Today, I went to a tanning salon. I guess nobody mentioned that you have to lift your fat rolls or you'll end up with weird stripes where the spray never reached. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 091 You deserved it 51 177
Today, I came home to find a window broken and my neighbours searching inside my house. Apparently, they'd heard a small child asking for help inside my house. I recently taught my dog to "talk." FML I agree, your life sucks 31 487 You deserved it 5 887
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through charades. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 080 You deserved it 5 188
Today, my girlfriend and I have literally had our genitals in each other’s mouths and tongues in each other’s ass cracks, yet when I used her toothbrush, I’m gross and nasty, and deserve a sex ban for two weeks. How does this make sense? FML I agree, your life sucks 1 228 You deserved it 1 014
Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 943 You deserved it 4 627
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