It's a trap!

By Ahook1 - 23/08/2010 23:31 - Australia

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Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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patiencek 0

well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.

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arieelxx 0

I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.

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Cathrin 26

Infertile=/=sterile. Infertile simply means the chances of conception are slashed(as illustrated by the fact that nothing happened for two years), but are still there(as shown by the fact that she did eventually conceive). Sterile means you don't have a prayer of conceiving. On the plus side, this means she didn't necessarily lie to you, as several commenters seem to believe.

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kuppler 3

my wife said she was 99.9% infertile and she is pregnant after 2 months of Cumming in her

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Unlucky1232 20

how the hell does he deserve it? i mean if there's no chance of pregnancy (which was a lie apparently) and they both are STD free there's reason to have protected sex.

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