Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, after nearly 5 months of trying for a baby, I found out my wife has continued to take the pill as it gave her a better idea of her cycle and thus when she'd be "most fertile". FML
Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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patiencek 0
well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.
arieelxx 0
I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.
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Comments (191)
overthrownopt 0
she tricked ya
delco714 0
sounds like the plot for another TLC show
mzmaverickd 7
OH-KAY the above convo should have been carried on through messaging. If you have an FML, Commanderd, submit it for people to moderate. Otherwise.... you know. ;)
doidazzleu11 0
safety first ALWAYS
MimaKirigoe 5
Never believe people when they tell you they are infertile unless they've got medical proof. And even then, remember that some doctors are quacks.
Darnie 0
Unlucky, all i can say. If she knew she was fertile, she's a bitch, and i wouldn't be paying child support for her baby. If she honestly thought she was infertile, thats just damn unlucky man, sucks arse
sculp91 0
damn never listen when they say they arent
wreckchaser 0
you actually fell for that, haha sucker
iamtheguyguy 0
Maybe HE is the one that's infertile and she started screwing someone else????
Joey3000215 0
...magic