Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I was at the park with my autistic son when I noticed a teenage girl imitating him by flapping her hands and walking on her toes. Fed up with children mocking my son, I went over and sternly lectured the girl's mother. Turns out, her daughter is autistic too and will be in my son's class. FML
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
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Telefunkish 12
She's stripping her of her future
icnburbbygrl 23
Wow. They are starting them out early
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Bandicoot88 16
When humanity starts to burn to the ground
jaredofmo 22
Did you ask Farrah Abraham for her autograph?
Apeman101 6
m... well its a hard one there are ups and downs. tho u should consider that usually we think that something is wrong or bad cos of our previous preconceptions and indoctrination process during childhood and early life. and also in many cases whoring and striping aint positive things but think of how many ppl feel depressed and suppressed cos they cant except their own sexuality and this mind blocking process start with early life. on more personal note its always nice to have girlfriend or a partner that can push on ur sexual buttons.
japtap81 16
Should have just thrown dollars at them.
Casual_Cthulhu 12
Hey, pole dancing is a good form of exercise.
imslappy 8
should have asked the mom where her make up, outfit and high heels at.. she is doing a good job
yackieegx 18
Somebody come get her... She's dancing like a stripper.
chucksfriday 21
That's classy. It must have been in. Wal mart too
crazymadimadz 12
as much as I find pole dancers extremely admirable in their strenght and skill, this is extremely wrong to teach it to a three year old, wtf is wrong with that parent?!
be82tw 17
Not classy, #89. Many people like McDonalds. You don't have to. I am not sure if your comment was an elitist sneer or just middle school crudity, but either way don't be a certain type of hat or feminine cleansing product, please.