By embarrassed - 11/11/2011 15:17 - Canada

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
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cradle6 13

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

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13FTW 9

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xosportsgirl14x 8

24- why not? It was probably ages ago. I'd be more concerned with the OP sharing their story

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datoismyname 22

Who dines and dashes with a seven year old? What a loser!

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MagicallyFat 12

That's so messed up for both, the child and the restaurant owner.

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22cute 17

And the waitress! Many of those owners (illegally) take it out of the waitress' paycheck!

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death_dolphin24 0

My parents did this to me when I was 4. Never saw them again.

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cradle6 13

Maybe they took her as payment. She'd probably be better off than with you.

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guitgod1 11

#3 - exactly!! It's one thing to be a moron; being a parent and a moron is a scary thing.

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SillyFart 7

I voted you down so the number of likes became 69 so i could have a laugh. I feel like a terrible person now.

fanceh 10

That's why your name is sillyfart. Immaturity at it's finest...

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Michael_Kelso 0

People get really angry about FML's. I figure most are fake so they're just all funny to me.

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EthanQHarris 3

To be honest I really appreciate this conversation.

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22cute 17

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Wicked361 8

80- I voted you down because you're stupid and I dont feel bad :)

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stroudie94 9

The kids fml- "my asshole daddy forgot me and left me behind in a restaurant. He then came back for me. Fml"

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bizarre_ftw 21

80 - I voted you up for the exact same reason. Not because I am juvenile, but because it was so fitting. However, you really didn't deserve it, quite the opposite actually. Oh the irony!!! It burns!

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Youdrongo 0

80: And your comment is at -69 right now. Irony?

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CoconutSoup 5

#80 - I thumbed you down, and your number became -69...

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ramboman19 8

292, I voted you down because your comment is cliché, and the FML doesn't specify whether it was the "daddy" or "mommy".

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jes1610 6

I hope you have your child taken away.

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twofirstnames 12

If your gonna dine and dash, at least do it the right way geez

xosportsgirl14x 8

Or don't dine and dash...

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MarisaCB 16

If you're going to post online, at least use proper grammar. Jeez.

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ellybelly_502 4

Agreed! OP is a dumbass. I'm thinking child services? Ya.

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gummieeees 0

How do you know it's the dad of the little girl?

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ScarletBloom 14

Her dad was the first thing that came to my mind.

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HatefulPilot 0

My police friend says that most dine & dash suspects are overweight females. Although there are males that commit the crime, too.

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hopkjw0 0

#39 It clearly says "MY seven year daughter".. DoomAs

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boarder540 12

#117, do your saying a father doesn't have a son or daughter? That only the mother is privileged enough to have a son/daughter?

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rabbittboi 18

117 - it clearly doesn't specify the gender of the parent. In your own words: DoomAs.

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bacon12 0

#117 Your calling him a dumb ass and you don't even know how to spell "dumb ass"

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EmilyShmemily496 0

226- you're criticizing his spelling and YOU can't spell "you're"

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gummieeees 0

117- it seems as if you are saying that a male is the only gender that can say "MY daughter". If I had a daughter and were to say "MY daughter", that doesn't make me male. So, I will say this as you said it.. "DoomAs"

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bizarre_ftw 21

As it seems, grammar nazis and terminally stupid people have invaded this comment. Although, to be fair, it had it coming.

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