Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four-year-old girl, when I came across a toy that sang the Macarena. For fun, I decided to teach her the dance. When she showed her parents, instead of putting her hands on her backside and turning, she decided to bend over and moon them. FML
Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year-old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother, who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year-old girl." FML
Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML
Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML
Today, I was at the park with my autistic son when I noticed a teenage girl imitating him by flapping her hands and walking on her toes. Fed up with children mocking my son, I went over and sternly lectured the girl's mother. Turns out, her daughter is autistic too and will be in my son's class. FML
Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML
Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML
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Telefunkish 12
She's stripping her of her future
icnburbbygrl 23
Wow. They are starting them out early
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Comments (115)
Death69 24
Keep that mother away from bananas, carrots and cucumbers. Who knows what she'll teach her daughter then! ?
bellzie20 6
First of all, stay away from that crazy place you will catch diabetes
Ashd09 30
You can't "catch" diabetes. It's an autoimmune disease that develops when your immune system basically attacks your pancreas and causes it to slow or cease production of insulin
xluciferx666 21
The mom wants her to try out for the next season of dance moms or toddlers and tiaras cause that's what any responsible parent would do.
vikky538 28
Can't believe play places are being used for training
lauralabia3 13
she has her daddy's eyes, and her momma's sense of balance....
charlieporter 9
Is that not what the poles are there for?
Drosophila82 18
That's commitment
captainsmegma 12
WHAT? First egg muffins all day and now pole dancing. I'm starting to love McDonald's again.
abNormal62 23
Have it your way... At McDonalds
justsomeperson96 8
I see nothing wrong that little girl is gonna be fit as hell.
potionowl 25
Now she'll always have a skill to fall back on.