Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, my sister and I were trying to teach our kids how to Double Dutch. While giving a demonstration of how to jump in while the ropes were turning, my feet got jumbled. I ended up faceplanting in front of all the kids, who screamed in horror at my bloodied face and missing tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
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null_fml 11
Do yourself a favour... don't try to lift anything over 10 pounds without adult supervision anymore. If you fell so fast you couldn't even drop to your knees and let her slide down your back, you weren't even CLOSE to "strong enough", and should not have attempted it.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Hahaha, I just picture some fat little 7 year old jumping on your fallen body.
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Comments (64)
GearsFan56 1
1st! how can you not pick up a seven year old
awesomenessjess 0
lol your weak!
pongmaster 0
yeah seriously I know 7 year olds that can pick up other 7 year olds you should be ashamed you are sooooo weak
fuzz97 23
cuz she's a woman lol jk
mfmylifesrsly 30
lol! reminds me of the time I tried to give a piggyback ride to my friend who was 80lbs. I could walk with her on my back fine but my other friend Amy was saying how weak I was and couldn't do it so I decided to run rofl. BAD MISTAKE. I skidded my knee hahaha. oh middle school how I miss you...
UsaTrackstar 0
lol time to hit the weight room
kingwaldo 0
Maybe the kid was obese? Just sayin'…
love2bu 0
somebody hasnt heard of bowflex
ouchthatsux 0
the OP has to increase her arm strength...or she won't be able to make more sandwiches!!!
TheObnoxiousNarw 1
Make more sandwiches! That builds upper body strength!
null_fml 11
Do yourself a favour... don't try to lift anything over 10 pounds without adult supervision anymore. If you fell so fast you couldn't even drop to your knees and let her slide down your back, you weren't even CLOSE to "strong enough", and should not have attempted it.
zook182 0
you ******* deserve it you weak ass bitch
GameDub 0
LMAO oh wow. yeah you do suck ass if you can't give a 7 yr old a piggy back ride. if I knew you, I'd be ashamed of you :P
Caayouteepie 0
TROLL gah
Thebluez 0
a 7 yr old? really? you cant pick that up? the only reason you wouldn't deserve this is if she was fat
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Hahaha, I just picture some fat little 7 year old jumping on your fallen body.
Sekococo 0
It's probably the way you pick up the kid, usually a certain angle can throw you off FML but if not <.< YOU A WEAK AS BIOTCH for not being able to pick up something lessor then your weight YDI :D
WorkThatButt 2
Oops you make angry-poo-poo
Ihascheezburger 2
Sounds painful, at least the kid's "ok" though.
Dopeyrox 0
dude I think you should start lifting weights. weakling
beccartist 1
7 year olds expect adults to be really strong so they might have been rocking or not making it easy for the OP.
deepdiver999 0
you shoulda known better you dumbass WTF if shestoo heavey than you put her down right then but you don't wait until you faceplant your just a weak little pussy I mean really who can't carry a little girl -----------———————-—