Today, I was babysitting three little kids. I gave one of them, a seven-year-old, a piggy-back ride, thinking I was strong enough. I managed to get a few feet before face planting on the wooden floor. She's fine though, no pain or anything. My face took the impact for both of us. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was babysitting 3 toddlers. I wanted to entertain them by making them laugh, but nothing worked. Later on, I started down the stairs, but tripped and tumbled down. I realized I have broken my arm and bruised my knees. I also realized that kids think it's hilarious when you get injured. FML
Today, I was observing a children's class as a part of a training program. The teacher asked me to take one kid to the nurse's office because she wasn't feeling well. As soon as we step outside, I slip and fall down, taking the little girl with me. FML
Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML
Today, I was teaching my daughter how to ride a bike with no training wheels. After comforting her and assuring her that she'd be fine, I gave her a big push. She fell forward over the handlebars and scraped her chin on the front wheel. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
Today, I was babysitting. I was sitting on the sofa when I felt that I need to ajust my sitting arangment. After moving, I felt a small toy snap under me. The little boy said it was fine. One hour later he snuck up on me and beat me with an umbrella for breaking his toy. FML
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Today, my sister and I were trying to teach our kids how to Double Dutch. While giving a demonstration of how to jump in while the ropes were turning, my feet got jumbled. I ended up faceplanting in front of all the kids, who screamed in horror at my bloodied face and missing tooth. FML
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
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null_fml 11
Do yourself a favour... don't try to lift anything over 10 pounds without adult supervision anymore. If you fell so fast you couldn't even drop to your knees and let her slide down your back, you weren't even CLOSE to "strong enough", and should not have attempted it.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Hahaha, I just picture some fat little 7 year old jumping on your fallen body.
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Phallus_fml 0
Stop acting like a supergirl, bitch.
bRayDeNaLeXaNdRa 0
uhhmmm no thats not saaad one bit!!! *cough* and how old are you? im 14 and i can give my stepdad a piggy back!! 6'4 at 210 pounds and you can't even lift a 7 year old. now thats SAD!!! no offence!
Enan 4
You give your stepdad piggy back rides !?!?!?!?! Thats the creepiest thing I've read since reading that Amy Winehouse did a naked photoshoot *shiver* (When you say you can and boast over it that means you tried/did)
sammv 0
you can't pick up a 7 year old child??
uncleyuggles 0
okay I have to pick up logs for my dad as a job and I'm 12 years old, I know 6 year olds that can pick up 8 year olds and I can pick up my 80 lb dog. long story short your weak
celticpride33 0
I can pick up both of my 50 pound brothers at the same time and I'm only 14. p.s I have to pickup logs too and mine are heavier
Allybuns137 0
:3 wow
julezbby 0
awwh:|
bluegoldfish 7
wow you are puny, im 120 pounds and can carry my really tall guy friend who is 170.
3Chris28 0
My younger brother is one of the least athletic kids in the 6th grade, and he piggy-backed my nine-year-old sister up a hill to her school when she was paralyzed and had no other transportation.
marx50 3
YDI for letting a 7 year old ride you
sweetheartslim 0
I was giving my 7year old cousin a piggy back ride until she purposely slid andsat on my head, smashing my face on the floor