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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 15:57 - Canada

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Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML
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ulicksam 0

YDI. First, making out in the bathroom is just nasty. Second, it's a sink, not a sofa. You're both idiots for using it as one. Hopefully you're both forced to pay for the damage.

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triggerit 5

why fatass... perhaps it was doggy style...may be guy pushed to hard

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gustavo69 0

damn straight it got "heavy" haha very heavy

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Chunkylover76 4

**** you! Canadian girls rock...and Canadian parties rock!!

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Chunkylover76 4

Fat girls are some of the freakiest, most hardcore sex partners on the planet! The ones I've been with have all been super wild in the sack, and they're built to take a pounding! :) So before you knock one, **** one!! P.S.- if it was a pedestal sink, it could have come of the pedestal and snapped the pipes easily! It wouldn't taken much weight at all!

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ericownz101 0

^^ yeah its all fun and games til the fatass gets on top

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Gstone 4

things were already heavy before you were with him (you) fatass

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LaChelleG 0

u shouldnt make fun of people because of their weight and the sink could've been old and rusty she might not even weigh that much!

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gabbs1130 0

Dude your like my best friend right now lol anything that comes out of your mouth is pretty much the same thing I'm thinking of putting xD

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Haydenob 0

sounds like "things" didn't really get heavy. it was just you who was heavy XD

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nathan5 0

Chunky munkey gettin funky with a junky at the party

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Bano360 25

How do you know she's big? A lot of sinks can't really support the weight of a child even.

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ulicksam 0

YDI. First, making out in the bathroom is just nasty. Second, it's a sink, not a sofa. You're both idiots for using it as one. Hopefully you're both forced to pay for the damage.

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Terezi 0

That's nothing. While hanging out at a friend's house in high school, another of our friends came over with her boyfriend, promptly went into the bathroom and loudly ****** him, then came out and left. Talk about gross. Who DOES that?

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