Today, I was about to enter a hotel with a friend-with-benefits. We then saw her boyfriend exiting the same hotel with another woman. FML
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Today, I went to my friends-with-benefits's house as planned. My phone was on do not disturb so I missed the message half an hour before I was supposed to be there, asking to come tomorrow. I arrived and he had another chick there. Most awkward encounter, being asked to leave when she was the last minute plan, not me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I made out with a handsome man in the restroom at a party. There was a knock on the door, interrupting us. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Today, I got back to my hotel at the same time as my supervisor and realized we had rooms right next to each other. I thought it was funny and said good night to him… only to remember that I had slept with HIS boss last night. We were not quiet. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Well, if you already knew about the boyfriend, you deserved it. But if she's cheating on him and he's cheating on her, they seem made for each other, or they have an open relationship.
49_Donuts 15
Time to get tested!
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Comments (11)
Bogrbon 27
Well, if you already knew about the boyfriend, you deserved it. But if she's cheating on him and he's cheating on her, they seem made for each other, or they have an open relationship.
TexasKitten79 6
So you're helping a friend cheat on their partner, who is also cheating on her partner. I fail to see how this is an FML for anyone...except maybe the girlfriend's other partner if he doesn't know she's cheating and he's the side piece. sounds like y'all deserve each other. Unless you didn't know you FWB had a girlfriend.
49_Donuts 15
Time to get tested!
Wadlaen 23
This turned out to be a post with too many friends with too many benefits, but all in all you all seem right for each other...
bleachedraven 14
Not much of an fml if everyone is cheating.
BurnInDemonFire 35
"Our hotel has one of the few remaining revolving doors in the entire sta... No! We didn't mean it like that!"
1known 31
Foursome!
DarkAngelsBlade 25
So...y'all official now?
thomasthedankengine 11
"You shouldn't be here." "neither should you."
Jonkbaby 22
Foursome!!!!!!