FML : Today, I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her, she told me I had to sit in the back, because her teddy rides in...

Today, I saw my sister after three days away. When I went to get in the car with her, she told me I had to sit in the back, because her teddy rides in front now. She was serious. I've already been replaced by a stuffed bear. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

SabriLittleRed Say more :

Heyy guys, I'm the OP, & no, I didn't do anything to her first. The bear was a gift from her bf. I thought she was joking at first, & was kinda surprised & hurt she actually made me sit in the back. I enjoyed all your puns; they were ”beary” funny, lol. Happy New Years Everyone!! :D

By SabriLittleRed - / Wednesday 1 January 2014 18:18 / United States - San Francisco

Kids

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By SabriLittleRed | 25

#5813690 - Thursday 2 January 2014 6:46

Heyy guys, I'm the OP, & no, I didn't do anything to her first.
The bear was a gift from her bf.
I thought she was joking at first, & was kinda surprised & hurt she actually made me sit in the back. I enjoyed all your puns; they were ”beary” funny, lol. Happy New Years Everyone!! :D

By MichellinMan | 20

#5813270 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:28

I can just imagine a small teddy bear being blown to white stuffing by an air bag. Oh, THE HORROR.

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By xkore787 | 14

#5813238 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:14

Need a bear hug?

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#5813297 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:43

Seems as if people are doing the bare minimum for puns nowadays...

13ky13 | 20

#5813312 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:07

I don't know, I thought it was a Koala-tee pun.

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5813363 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:42

Dammit stormfront! It's bear minimum! Don't you understand the pun!

Lilxpie | 18

#5814047 - Thursday 2 January 2014 16:02

You called for a drop bear?

By sterling1113 | 15

#5813239 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:15

Maybe she's just holding a grudge for whatever reason and wants to make sure you know your place.
Weird way to cope. Sorry OP. I'm sure she'll come around :P

13ky13 | 20

#5813311 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:05

Maybe she's bi-Polar.

sterling1113 | 15

#5813384 - Thursday 2 January 2014 0:00

I dunno, she's acting kind of grizzly.

By PrincessCastiel | 27

#5813240 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:15

Kids do the darnest things!

MichellinMan | 20

#5813273 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:30

If OP's sister can drive, she's no child.

Maybe a grown woman-child?

McNikk | 15

#5813293 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:41

Who said OP's sister could drive?

Dthsapprntc | 23

#5813342 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 23:35

#23; OP did.

By uarudeassbitchyo | 17

#5813241 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By trellz17 | 19

#5813243 - Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:16

Kill the bear.

FMLcommenterer | 13

#5813471 - Thursday 2 January 2014 2:08

No, burn it. Then rip it's head off and wrap it round the mirror. That way the bear can share the car, AND OP gets the front seat. Win win.

I'm sick and twisted I know.