Love and Intimacy: I'm bringing sexy back - FML

I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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Same thing different taste

By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Spicy

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By maggie74 - 27/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Enfield

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

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Not like that

By weirdo - 21/02/2010 08:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to send him a pic of myself being happy for his phone's caller ID. So I picked out a picture where I'm grinning a big grin, clearly very happy like he asked. He replies back, "You look weird there. Send a pretty one." FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Spicy

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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DynamicDave 11

Friday 4 December 2009 20:40

I want to see the pic before I say FYL or YDI

ScaryyMary 14

Friday 4 December 2009 23:01

That's when you call him up, fake fear, and say "I think there's someone in the house with me..."

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memyselfandI07 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:49

The mirror might've been really far away.. Who knows ;P

WickedFan 12

Wednesday 9 October 2013 3:54

1: FYL 2: clever setup

sue827 15

Wednesday 21 May 2014 0:50

Omg thats terrible

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Today, my roommate has a job interview. He only applied to the job yesterday. Meanwhile, I've been out of work for three weeks. I've applied to at least ten jobs. I have yet to get a call-back from any of them. FML

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