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By Nekro_Kat - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
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Nikki_ASW 0

If it's your cat how is it stealing?

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Livinia 11

Well of it's your cat, then there's no reason to 'get caught', unless there's another side to the story.

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jamila123 5

Cats don't have owners. They use people for food.

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laden_swallow09 34

Either that, or they develop Stockholm Syndrome. No in-betweeners. Evil, cats. Gotta break 'em while they're young.

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liy223 6

So technically you weren't stealing, but simply reclaiming what was yours in the first place. Question: of all the things to steal, why take a persons cat??? I mean how bored do you have to be.

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bizarre_ftw 21

Hey my cat went to my neighbor a while back, it intentionally ran away and got itself adopted (not my fault the thing had too many babies then decided the house was too crowed)

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Inspired22 11

Since you can like...buy, sell, adopt, etc. cats and all that good stuff, couldn't you technically prove the cat as yours and report him/her as stolen property?

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corrinaswan 0

First it's not stealing if it's yours second maybe you should ask for it back and if tht doesnt work report it

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MarcosFTW 0

Just put cat food outside the house...it'll be back

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