So frustrating!

By Sexless - 18/09/2025 20:00

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Today, my wife complained that I never try to initiate sex anymore. I moved in to kiss her, only for her to push away and say, "I don't want sex!" I tried again later that night. "I don't want sex!" The next day: "I don't want sex!" This is why I never try; if something doesn't work, why keep trying it? FML
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IceTrees 15

I'm sorrg, dude, it's time to find a new wife. :( FYL

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tiptoppc 19

Or at least try therapy first. Something else is going on and I’d try that before the expense of divorce. Divorce ain’t cheap. Everyone screams it until you are looking down the barrel of a lawyer’s guns and then you realize the horrible process and cost of it. Therapy is cheaper and less destructive to try first. I’m on my 2nd marriage. First failed in a year, 2nd is 8 years in. Divorce is messy and costly no matter how long (or short) you’ve been married. Worse if you have kids. Thank god I didn’t.

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ahabsfan 15

I will try to initiate sex with her. If she goes through it, then we know you’re the problem.

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IceTrees 15

I'm sorrg, dude, it's time to find a new wife. :( FYL

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tiptoppc 19

Or at least try therapy first. Something else is going on and I’d try that before the expense of divorce. Divorce ain’t cheap. Everyone screams it until you are looking down the barrel of a lawyer’s guns and then you realize the horrible process and cost of it. Therapy is cheaper and less destructive to try first. I’m on my 2nd marriage. First failed in a year, 2nd is 8 years in. Divorce is messy and costly no matter how long (or short) you’ve been married. Worse if you have kids. Thank god I didn’t.

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