Today, I felt something hit my eye as I was riding on my bike. My glasses ended up falling off. I looked for them for ten minutes before giving up. I ran over them. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, while scrubbing my car with the foam brush at a car wash, the hose for the brush came whipping around and smacked me hard in the side of the head, knocking off my glasses. I got disoriented from the blow and stepped on my glasses, completely smashing them. FML
Today, somewhere between home and work, my glasses vanished off my face. I know I had them on before I set off because I cleaned them in the car and put them on, then halfway to work I suddenly had to squint to see because glasses gone. I’ve been searching for an hour, they are nowhere. HOW? FML
Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into my eye. Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out. Five seconds later, a bug flew into my other eye. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, my glasses have completely disappeared. I know for a fact that I put them on my desk, but now they're absolutely nowhere to be found. This is my first time playing "Find your glasses without the assistance of your glasses" and I'm failing at it badly. My vision isn't even that bad yet. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
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EmiEvelyn 12
Driving on a bike?
cheesebond 29
Sometimes when I lose my glasses I pull up the camera on my phone to look for them. It’s not perfect but at least I can see what’s on the screen more clearly than if I didn’t use it. Also always get insurance on your glasses. It may be an extra $30-$50 but it can save you hundreds if they end up scratched or broken.
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Comments (9)
Rozeyyy 25
aww thts sucky
EmiEvelyn 12
Driving on a bike?
Aerosmith71 11
Motorcycle maybe? Idk
Ambrily 27
English probably isn't their first language.
Retsilla 5
Motorbike maybe?
A07 48
Sounds like you got what you were here for OP
cheesebond 29
Sometimes when I lose my glasses I pull up the camera on my phone to look for them. It’s not perfect but at least I can see what’s on the screen more clearly than if I didn’t use it. Also always get insurance on your glasses. It may be an extra $30-$50 but it can save you hundreds if they end up scratched or broken.
Talented73 54
Today I lost my glasses and I can't look for them until I've found them. FML
John_Cards 2
if you buy an eyeglass repair kit that costs like $2 usd and you can tighten the screws on your glasses when they start to get looser and maybe that will keep them from falling off.