most people tend to keep their cell phone in their pocket so...

I always have my cell with me, even in the bathroom.. I usually place it next to the sink or on top of the toilet tank, so that it doesn't fall out of my back pocket. I thought most people did that..?

It can happen while you're pulling your pants down... Personally (sorry if TMI), I don't pull my pants down, then sit; I do it in one swift motion where I'm pulling my pants down as my butt is already hanging over the toilet.. so a phone could easily slip out.

Sorry is this TMI, when the poop doesn't come out I sing to it. "Come on turtle head you can do it!" And then, my god this isn't too much is it? No, you look a little peaked. Anyways, sometimes I ask the person sitting next to me if they name their *****, like #2 or the almighty ass stretcher or something like that. Anyways, if it is a good one I take pictures. I have one that looks like Pikachu and one in the shape of Texas. i even go through other people's poop. I learned my boyfriend likes boys that way--don't ask--and well... wait...where are you going...? Sigh. I lose more friends that way.

why would you need a house phone

The trail of shit from the restroom to the phone isn't gonna be too fun to clean up. And he had to listen to a telemarketer! How is his life not ******?

haha way to pay attention man its a woman not a man

Apparently, you've never endured the severe pain of a stubbed toe or getting your hopes up only to be let down.