choldcreations
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Hungry eyes
Today, I was eating pizza with my girlfriend. She got sauce on the corner of her mouth so I tried to be sexy and lick it off. It wasn't sauce, it was a cluster of zits. FML
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pineappleducki 4
how did you not notice it before she ate...?
pineappleducki 4
could be herpes.
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XDNurse 0
omfg noooooooooooooo way!!!!!! Née Ass Tay!!!!!
tortise34 4
dude there is massive difference between sauce and a cluster of zits. how could u not know? incredibly funny though
MrFlintstone 5
you licked zits that's extremly nasty
jordiecakes 0
ewwwww, your life totally sucks. that's discusting.. tell her get some proactive :)
tomahawkinyouall 0
ydi for eating pizza fatty
El_Oh_El 0
LOL omg YDI but it's so funny!
XScarlet 4
uggggggggggggg that just made me shudder uncontrollably.
ceedelina 2
bahahaha, thats why i dont see my boyfriend on those days i break out :D
lolrofl818 0
ew ew ew ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i like threw up just from reading that ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!1
nickthenomad 0
Jesus you suck at life.