Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
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Top comments
feldco1 17
At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.
Voldy_fml 16
More like breakup punch. What a douche!
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Comments (56)
feldco1 17
At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.
samiiii_fml 2
People in general can be so ridiculous at times. "Hey I cheated on you, please reward me and have sex with me! Oh btw I'm tired, how bout you do all the work while you're at it."
GypsyRover 0
Tell him "very soon!" as you go get the plunger to shove up his ass!
gc327072 31
23- sounds like that song "put another log on the fire"
walmartpaysme 15
It sounds more like he just doesn't are about anything but getting laid. What a dick.
walmartpaysme 15
care*
christyxbee 15
LOVE the name! You go girl! Kick his ass to the curb!
LolFMLnot 10
Seriously, people who cheat are ******. If you are not satisfied or just wanna have sex there are many ***** out there. You don't have to be in a relationship just have 1 night stands, but no they like breaking people's heart. ******* bastard -____-
AssTard 15
I would of reduced his amount of future children by 1,000,000 (Nobody correct me on the number). But seriously, he has it coming to him sooner or later. FYL OP, and **** his in a nonsymapthetic way.
WeAreAHurricane 14
On the positive side, you might experience your first ******...
Ideastogetback 11
No, say you'll give him a breakup hand job, just make sure to hold a full handful of habanero sir ghost peppers and squish them around for a while, then it will be all over your hand and he'll be in for a real treat.
perdix 31
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
C'mon! He earned it! Women always say they want honest men. If you don't reward us for honesty, what would compel us to be candid. It seems like you need to take one for the team.
feldco1 17
Yeah good luck with your relationships.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Does no one understand sarcasm anymore? I thought that's what fuels this site.
Voldy_fml 16
So your logic is, that the man earned it because he cheated and was very open and easy about it?
gc327072 31
Besides, it may end up giving her her first ******!
iOceanus 18
15 - Sarcasm is sometimes hard to pick up, especially when you can't hear the person say it, and depending on your sarcastic abilities, you might not pick up on some sarcasm. A lot of the time, perdix's sarcasm is at such a high level, some people think it's serious.
ManInTheMachine 20
Get your head out of your ass, Voldy. Perdix is always, ALWAYS, being sarcastic or joking. Surely you've been around long enough to know that. If you didn't like it, then thumb it down and move the **** on, but please don't act like he wa being serious.
deathy94 14
Any idiot would realize this is sarcasm from the start, especially just by seeing perdix would be enough to see this is sarcasm.
toenibbler 14
Let's be nice everyone, not every comment appeals to everyone. If you dislike it just thumbs it down instead of making a big deal out of it.
CheckMyProfile 17
a woman wants an honest man who cares about her feeling not only her ******!!
AVENGER412 8
What the hell is this sarcasm everyone is talking about? Clearly, Perdix believes men should be rewarded for their honesty.
Marrach 7
There are STDs out there. I wouldn't do it , he can just go back to the girl for that shit.
RedPillSucks 33
1. Anyone who's been on this site for more than a month should automagically understand that Perdix always has his tongue firmly planted in his cheek. 2. @49 Women feel in their ****** too. Us men care about that a great deal (sarcasm)
YacL 15
So much sarcasm... I'm starting to doubt my abilities to pick up on it. What have you guys done to me!?
loserboii 11
If you been on FML long enough you would know perdix has a daughter (so he has said) so this is definitely sarcasm.
KindaFunnyRight 8
If only there was a sarcastic font…
Voldy_fml 16
More like breakup punch. What a douche!
samiiii_fml 2
Or a swift kick to those cheating balls of his!
onlychildFTW 34
Eesh that would hurt to the balls. That's like punching a girl in the boobs.
brittanyrmh_ 12
3 & 26 - I think he deserves those a bit more than breakup sex
cr3ativity 15
FALCON PAWNCH (to the nuts).
vuragado 10
LOL. Epic photo^
Mattpig 15
Well then you shouldn't even give him that because he's an arrogant douchebag for even asking
andrew_bellati 11
Kick him in the balls. That resolves everything.
gmc_blossom 21
12- It's "Directioners" like you that scare the living **** out of me.
sens3sfailing 25
He must have gotten the idea from FML a few days ago.
catanita 18
Someone has read the posts from a few days ago... regardind break-up sex. :):):)
heythere131630 9
Tell him him to go have break-up sex with him self, you've got better things to do.
sillyyanks 24
Oh wow you sure got him! Oh wait he's cheating so he's having sex with someone else.
s810s_waitin 1
I think this was a "tell him to go **** himself" pun
heythere131630 9
That was what I was aiming for. Apparently I don't have the best aim.
sillyyanks 24
The guy was Australian. His brain is upside down! It's the only explanation!
goldensh0wer69 3
Catch him off guard by telling him you have chlamydia!
spazz666 18
Or "well ****, better go visit the clinic and get this kid taken care of then" Distasteful pranks are always fun, right?