Today, after confronting my boyfriend about cheating on me, he confessed to everything. I was caught off guard by his honesty, but not nearly as caught off guard as I was when he eagerly questioned me on when our breakup sex will be. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating on his final exam. I confronted him after class by jokingly asking, "If you cheated on a test, would you cheat on me?" Turns out that yes, yes he would, and he did. FML
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Top comments
feldco1 17
At least he was honest with you. But lol for him thinking he deserves break up sex.
Voldy_fml 16
More like breakup punch. What a douche!
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Comments (56)
aj94w 4
Sounds like he read too many intimacy FMLs about break up sex and wanted to try it out.
jjmiller1001 17
I dont get it, what is muther futchin break up sex????
chippa 24
Sex when you and your partner break up.
lizasaurrr 1
Atleast he admits to it. Mine yelled at me, denied everything (by saying everyone else is a liar, that it's not him, or that he doesn't remember anything, and despite me having everything but a sex tape), and broke up with me for confronting him and said that I broke our bond. Me, for finding out. Not him for lying to my face for the past 9 months.
melij99 5
Conjugal visit sex.
clairedycat124 3
Sucks for you
gysgtware 4
That's why break-up sex is better, you know you get to move onto better things, yet you still get the final farewell!
LaBooskie 1
What a waste of human. Sorry OP.
Alastrina_fml 20
"**** off, wanker" would have suited very nicely. I hope you kicked his sorry ass for thinking he was entitled to breakup sex.
Axipiter 24
Breakup sex. The FIRST first human right.
Inciter 33
Tell him that he's not good enough in bed to get breakup sex.