Health, Awkward and Kids: Hiya!

Hiya!

By Jon - 05/05/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics, I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Beesmakemerun - 10/04/2017 04:00

Today, I made a joke about my electric lawnmower sounding like a bunch of angry bees. It was verified when I ran over a beehive in my backyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2013 05:18 - United States

Today, I taught my kid how to mow the lawn. It's a self-propelling mower so it's easy to handle. My kid thought it would be smart to tie the handle down so that he wouldn't have to push it at all. This resulted in the lawn mower blasting through our fence and sinking into my neighbor's pool. FML

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By kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2013 10:52 - United States

Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

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By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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SummerTime98 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:27

"Today, while I was mowing my lawn I got attacked by a swarm of bees. To top it off my neighbor saw it happen and laughed at me without thinking of giving me hand. FML"

leyla_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:07

I guess if you were far enough away, you wouldn't see the bees.. And since the mower was going, you wouldn't hear the bees... YDI/FYL, I'm on the border hahaha. Pity for the neighbor. More F his life.

Comments

nazooer 11

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:32

#6 must be perfect

lolwut_fail 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:39

#11. haha. "I could understand if it was killer horses. That's scary shit."

happygigi 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:09

THAT IS NOT AN FML. that is just stupid. and its not like you embarrassed yourself. my god that was a stupid thing to put on here.

casey6492 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:45

HAHA this reminded me of Tommy Boy.

Ryno 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 22:52

hahahaha #23

skatetwin5 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:05

awful

noName123456 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:30

i like the way you worded that "chucling at his antics"

yeahreally 6

Tuesday 5 May 2009 23:44

LMFAOOOO!!!!!! omg lol

allseeingeye 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 1:59

How is this F your life?

Fragnox 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 2:10

This would only be an FML if you had told someone how stupid he looked or something. You couldn't see the bees most likely, and people do all sorts of crazy things these days. But I'm putting down YDI since there's no "Who cares?" option (seriously, that needs to happen already).