Today, while working my shift at Taco Bell, a creepy guy started flirting with me. He said, "You remind me of something," acting as if I knew him from elsewhere. I quickly said I used to work at Chili's. He shook his head and said, "No, not a person! An animal. A sloth maybe." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I had a customer propose to me. I work at Taco Bell. FML
Today, while at work, a creepy guy blatantly stared at my chest for a good 40 seconds. Finally snapping out of his trance, he said with a wink, "You forgot your name tag." He was right. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
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Beckleyy 15
Well, then he obviously wasn't flirting with you...
YouSoClear 6
And he must remind you of a pig c:
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Comments (111)
HowieDoIt 21
Thatsh imposshible! You chant be a shloth, that guy ish sho shilly!
Reaper1984 13
who are you who who who who
The_Thinker 18
♫ I really wanna know! ♫
Reaper1984 13
um.... op doesn't know who the guy is
doodlecloud 27
36 - It is an actual song, with a title and artist, not just 'the csi theme'...
sbuxsux11 8
The Who is the band that made the song. Not a lame tv show! even my 15 year old son knows WHO the WHO are!
martinez121797 15
Lol
SomeRandomGuy15 18
*compared Please don't kill me!
ironichalibut 24
There's worse animals to be compared to. At least he didn't compare you to a whale, or a dung beetle. Nothing worse than being compared to a bug that lives 90% of its life in dung, although having worked in the fast food industry, I have to say sometimes it is comparable.
ironichalibut 24
Good, because in all serious most of what you can get at McDonald's is crap, might as well cut out the middle man and put some golden arches over your toilet. Consequently I worked at an A&W, 100% beef is the way to go.
ironichalibut 24
40- Well with logic like that, then the dung beetle is king of the dung, and we should all bow down to our hard shelled overlords.
SomeRandomGuy15 18
He could have called the OP a turtle, because she could be really slow...
boofgall 16
Sloths are cute. Just look at Ice Age!
LittlestV 28
Sloths are cute animals! There are worse things to be compared to... But yeah, as flirting goes that's a ******* weird thing to say.
Wizzlbang 10
Sloths are adorable, take it as a compliment.
amanda_say_whutt 9
Amanda Seyfried ?
perdix 31
He was obviously complaining about your glacially slow service. You need to be a jackrabbit when serving up his tostadas and gorditas and such, so he can start his battle with explsoive diarrhea ten minutes earlier.