Health: Today, I had a feminine emergency. After scrounging up 4 quarters...

By Anonymous - 20/12/2016 04:02 - United States - Bend

Today, I had a feminine emergency. After scrounging up 4 quarters to use the machine in the women's bathroom, it dispensed a diaper. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML

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By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By turtles_yup - 03/12/2015 05:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

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Iamleftout 1

Monday 26 December 2016 8:09

I don't understand why there is 184 'YDI' because she honestly couldn't help the sudden emergency. And before you say that she should've known to bring a pad sometimes feminine emergencies sneak up on me like that too.

sweetpotato301 7

Monday 26 December 2016 12:30

That wouldn't work very well if you have a really heavy flow. Better than nothing though.

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jacqats 13

Monday 26 December 2016 3:06

Well hey, it's better than nothing.

cheeeksss 29

Monday 26 December 2016 3:59

I mean, a diaper does the job too. Even better, in fact.

Steffi 26

Monday 26 December 2016 4:45

It won't fit though.

Catdragon 40

Monday 26 December 2016 7:28

That's how you make it fit and wear it like a thong

CyberPsycho 21

Monday 26 December 2016 3:07

At least you got something to fix it though. Either way, FYL.

lestatsbride 3

Monday 26 December 2016 3:12

If you carry a knife (i do) cut the tabs off the diaper and make it work

claudiajean 24

Monday 26 December 2016 3:23

Next time, just ask another woman - I don't think I've ever been laughed at or refused (if they've had something) because we've all been there!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 26 December 2016 3:31

You got screwed! You should have gotten a French Tickler!

luze_fml 0

Monday 26 December 2016 3:32

Well that's bloody inconvenient.

luther48 20

Monday 26 December 2016 3:59

Someone didn't read the terms and conditions

ElusiveMee 6

Monday 26 December 2016 4:13

Absorbent is absorbent. McGyver that bad boy and make it work.

Cynical_1 26

Monday 26 December 2016 4:15

Did it have wings? lol

EmmiAnne 25

Monday 26 December 2016 4:37

When I first read that it dispensed a diaper I assumed someone had put a used dirty diaper in the machine. That would be even worse.

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