Accounting

By SOME QUESTIONS DON'T NEED ANSWERS - 29/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend weighing a cup of shit on the kitchen scale. After I finished screaming in horror, he said he wanted to know how much his average dump weighed, so he could calculate how many pounds of shit he'd made in his adult life. FML
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L0life29 6

I can’t believe I’m actually saying this but…..at least he’s doing something “educational”

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L0life29 6

I can’t believe I’m actually saying this but…..at least he’s doing something “educational”

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2deployments1divorce 11

Weigh yourself before and after, it's much easier.

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Yudith 24

Not necessarily. Most bathroom scales give your weight plus or minus a few pounds, while most kitchen scales cannot weight anything over a kilo. The boyfriend really had to weight his excrements on the kitchen scale. In fact, if he really wanted to go the scientific route, he would need to do this daily for at least a month, then calculate the average of his daily dump's weight. Of course, he would also need to weight the cup he put his shit in, then deduce the weight of the cup from the weight of the dump. All of this while he's sleeping alone in a motel because you threw him out for being disgusting.

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Rake 16

This is a huge (brown) flag! run!

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Venander 12

Funniest shit I've read here in ages

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