Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML
Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML
Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML
Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML
Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML
Today, my partner has been losing weight to get slimmer and took a picture of the scale. He posted it onto his Facebook and tagged me in it. After two hours we got messages from his family to look in the reflection of the glass on the scale and I was nude in the background. Thanks, Hun! FML
Today, I came home to my boyfriend weighing a cup of shit on the kitchen scale. After I finished screaming in horror, he said he wanted to know how much his average dump weighed, so he could calculate how many pounds of shit he'd made in his adult life. FML
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Outsider_77 0
Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.
Jovecove 13
FML Team, I request a WTF button.
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Comments (178)
Moitrix 0
Today, I read a fml about someone walking in on a someone weighing their testicles. I then proceded to weigh my own. I need to be more productive.... Fml
Banokles 7
Oh gawd this seems common, I found my housemate doing this, his was on our digital kitchen scales though! Yuck.
downie98 1
Lol
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
hold on lemme grab a scale
laila_jenny 0
WTF
kitsune3 20
This is what you get for having a male flatmate.
IPoopedOnU 12
What is a flatmate and also r u guys really close friends if he lets u see his junk? 0_0
Allyrocks113000 0
Well that's nice, now I can never use the scale in my bathroom again, for fear my boyfriend has been using it to do the same thing..... And none of your business if I think my boyfriend is crazy enough to do that
kainpwnsu 19
Your flatmate is a dude? You deserved it.
Euronymous93 29
A standard digital bathroom scale won't detect anything under 10 lbs. If his balls weighed 10+ lbs, that would definitely be a cause for concern!