Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto Facebook all day, so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day, I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like Jabba the Hut. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, I wished my best friend a happy birthday with a long, heartfelt post on social media. Turns out her birthday is next week, she'd just set a trap by changing the date on her profile. I was so confident that I even added, “Finally remembered this year!” FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
WinglessAngel_fml 0
Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday
kahaari 0
lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (234)
NorfolkDude 2
Facebook recently sucks with the birthday reminders. It used to be very good thing to remember, but now it rarely sends out emails. So I wouldn't stress it dude. Besides, if everyone said happy birthday to you all day, then you need not worry about online friends (who are maybe real life friends).
yanksfan19 0
haha they probly planned this out cause they new ud expect wall posts
omgxosteph 0
maybe go on myspace instead? happy birthday!
Mjq21xb 0
maybe u wrote ur birthday on a different day when signing up and then in the middle of some random day ull get some happy bdays
philmaster41 0
i'm sorry bout that and happy birthday!
meriadoc2 0
Awww that sux i mean really. One time my sis came home upset cuz every one forgot her birthday. She was only in first grade!! Happy birthday!! I bet you dont look like jabba. Probably just a bad picture.
emmalea_fml 0
LMAOOO! omg, that REALLY suucks! i would be so disappointed if that happened to me , happy late birthday ! :)
Osakhomen 0
It's FB's fault... they moved the Birthday notification all the way down, so no one knows anymore. Ugh, I hate it because I forget people's birthdays, and FB helped me remember... now I'm back to forgetting.
Kellayy 0
fail.
betsy11 0
todays my birthday too! haha and i didnt log onto facebook all day either and i just did i had like 150 notifiactions. but my twin brother only had 5. LMAO.