Today, was my birthday. I purposely didn't log onto Facebook all day, so that I could read all my birthday wishes at once. When I logged on at the end of the day, I had one notification. My "friend" had commented on a picture of me, saying I looked like Jabba the Hut. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the "fake me" got more birthday greetings than the "real me." FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only people who wished me a happy birthday were the ones who saw the "birthday boy" poster my sister plastered around school, which included a photo of me as a kid dressed up as a girl. FML
Today, it was my birthday. The only person that remembered was my creepy stalker. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, I wished my best friend a happy birthday with a long, heartfelt post on social media. Turns out her birthday is next week, she'd just set a trap by changing the date on her profile. I was so confident that I even added, “Finally remembered this year!” FML
Today, I forgot to log out of my Facebook account before leaving for work. When I got back home, I discovered that my brother had gone through and commented "quack" on all my friend's duckfacing photos. She was not pleased. FML
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WinglessAngel_fml 0
Ouch that's horrible O_O Well happy birthday
kahaari 0
lol. i plan on doing that. but i probably couldnt stay off facebook that long.. i need rehab xD
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Comments (234)
hilaryy_fml 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
alphabetcity 0
#5 thats ****** up hahaahahah Im wearing a face mask while reading this and now its all messed up but it was worth the laugh!
blowyourspeakers 0
Cheer up, man. I rarely congratulate people on FB. Mainly because someone though it was a brilliant idea to move the box, like all the way down. So I never look. But that doesn't mean I don't care.
alphabetcity 0
Happy birthday btw!
bioagg12 0
happy birthday! but you still have no friends LOL
rednals 0
i dont care
jazminbliss 2
well happy birthday!! Damn the new facebook.
alphabetcity 0
Hahhahahah now my face mask is all messed up because of this.. Worth it though! Not because I think youre ugly, but #5 was funny
lgibs 0
i sent in a suggestion to get the birthdays moved to the top! maybe facebook will listen.... sorry about that-i doubt it's your friends-it's facebook.
samannham 0
awww well happy birthday.