Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
As long as she doesnt do anything then it should be fine. Was the story good at least?
HyperactiveJer 0
Ummm. that is really creepy.
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Comments (153)
hiphopapotamuz 0
um... hint?
cantevenimagine 0
dude, that's really creepy, it;s like prom night, cept ur the blond girl in the house about to be slughtered
snowy154 9
not wierd at all
AgentCobra 5
Today, my teacher made me write a stupid Halloween story, so I wrote about attacking her at her house. I know her address. >:)
brunofox 0
thats so weird
HPfanatic2011 0
Um, well firsy of all she clearly DID say "students'" in this FML. Right in the first line. Learn to read. And to the person that said they hate grammar "natzis", you're an idiot, no wonder they pick on you. Learn to spell Nazi.
HPfanatic2011 0
Its not the address part thats the scariest, since thats the easiest thing to find out about a person nowadays. Phone book, directory, yellowpages.com, google, etc. Whats scary is the fact that the student is openly discussing causing physical harm to their teacher O_O
goldmedalski 0
That's funny! She was probably just messing around!
JessicaDawn18 8
Creepy...but hey maybe they'll just roll your lawn...
quinn1184 25
Maybe tell her parents...