Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML
Today, one of my classmates got bullied and the whole class got to wrote 2000 words about that. FML
Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML
Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML
Today, a kid came Trick-or-Treating at my house. When I told her it was still one more day until Halloween, and that I didn't have any candy, she wound-up her fist, punched me in the groin, and ran off laughing. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, I forbade a student in the writing seminar I instructed from continuing to present his disturbing poems about demons. He responded to this by convincing nearly every other student in the seminar to write and read out loud several of his poems. FML
Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML
Today, a parent of one of the students I teach called me to complain that I was teaching her child "lies" and "fairytales". I was teaching them about the Holocaust. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
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JassyJas 2
As long as she doesnt do anything then it should be fine. Was the story good at least?
HyperactiveJer 0
Ummm. that is really creepy.
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JassyJas 2
As long as she doesnt do anything then it should be fine. Was the story good at least?
russianspy1234 11
Yeah I agree here...
The_Pleb 0
You wanted a halloween story, halloween story = scary You got what you wanted stop crying YDI In least the student knows how to REALLY scare someone = A* O and this is officialy the THIRD comment on this FML
Ye_Editor 0
If the story was good, it should get an "A." However, the kid also needs to be reported for disciplinary action. Sorry, but writing a story about attacking the teacher is bad news and can't be ignored. The kid COULD have written a story about fictional characters. Making it the real teacher with the real address may be cute to the kids, but in this day and age just isn't funny, and should be dealt with.
molacolacake 0
I like this comment. "Well you'll be fine as long as she doesn't actually attack you!" Really, now?
molacolacake 0
Disregard, this one was a duplicate.
DameGreyWulf 1
Correct address implies she has been spying/stalking and may actually do something awful. Then again it also depends on the teacher. There are some teachers whose addresses everyone knows.... it's some unexplainable student thing.
Jernau_Gurgeh 0
Correct address means she's been doing her homework. I bet it did make the story a lot scarier...
condge613 0
Your student is a good writer, you want a horror story. What do you get? a story that is targeted to the reader, you. The kid should get an A.
CLW_fml 9
Who wants to wait to find out whether or not she will do anything :|
robotiick 12
lol I wanna meet dis kid
HyperactiveJer 0
Ummm. that is really creepy.
afallingstar 22
I'd keep my eye on that kid
CRAZYKILLER420 4
Staaalllkkkeerrr haha I would give him an A standing for A kid if I see you near my house I got my guns loaded
JassyJas 2
How bad of a teacher are you? the paper should still get an A though
fmlxt 3
+1
Skyrim123 3
-1
awesome_o 0
zero tolerance policy. show it to your school guidance counselor or psychologist and that kid will get help. don't ignore it, kids are crazy nowadays.
pleasetryagain 0
Zero tolerance is a terrible policy, but I agree that this is a threat and it should be reported.
ndawgg 6
Really? As far as I know, craziness knows no age, gender, etc.
expen_dable 0
if a girl writes a story about attacking her teacher, complete with street address, then she is STUPID enough to get in trouble for it. zero tolerance is usually taken too far. So how MORONIC can you be to write such a creepy story in times when 1st graders get expelled for bringing butter knives to school? the girl is probably one of those whiny attention seeking "woe is me" high schoolers who thinks everyone is out to get her. I'm sorry but you should know better than to write a story about attacking a teacher and include the address she lives at. dan131m: "you will destroy all her dreams!!" HAH! anyone with half a brain would know not to write a paper like that, this girls probably too dumb to get into college. I graduated high school 2 years ago, and know that the crazy attention-desperate girls like her have a future that involves fast food, drugs or early pregnancy.
DameGreyWulf 1
This reminds me of that King of the Hill episode where Connie exclaimed, melodramatically, something along the lines of "if [something happens/doesn't happen], I'll kill myself!" and everyone freaked the **** out about it. She wasn't crazy, suicidal, or seeking attention, she was just being a typical teen.
mcdys 0
The OP is a he, read the description.
maxeeman111 5
**** you, kids jus accept the fact that they hate someone and dont care what society thinks
Thebestinclass 16
Angsty teen detected
cmac86 24
for a writing teacher, I think you could have written this a little more clearly. but yeah it is a bit creepy, but it's not hard to find addresses, honey. FOIA sure helps.
IndieSinger 0
... And also with correct usage of possessive apostrophes.
Etherial 0
They DID have the correct usage of possessive apostrophes. The possessive form of one student is student's. The possessive form of plural students is students'. Don't dis an English teacher unless you know what you're talking about. :)
fafa123_fml 0
stfu u misspelled "Diss" retard.
crazytoaster 2
Hahahaha pwnage!
dudeitsdanny 10
Dis and diss are slang words.. And both are correct. Ironically, though... Firefox says "diss" is misspelled.
IndieSinger 0
@Etherial: 1. I know how possessive apostrophes work. 2. I do know what I'm talking about. 3. The OP edited their post to add in the missing possessive apostrophe. Don't "dis" posters until you know the full story.
reecescuphoe 0
lets hear this story =)
awesome_o 0
zero tolerance is used too much for mild cases to satisfy a faculty member's power trip but a story like that is pretty serious. bad things happen when that crap is just ignored.
Turtles_rock 0
Wow that's hella scary. But cool to
Grillypower 0
Your student has major stalking skills. NICEE
Cristaderzi 0
Well quit being a mean or pedophiliac teacher and then you wont get that from Kids... A BIG FAT YDI!!!!
sika_fml 0
STFU! If you're not a teacher than you couldn't possibly understand. No matter what you do, it's impossible to please 100% of your students. At least 10% of those little bitches will always hate you. Especially if your a woman. Think back to your favorite high school teacher....the coolest one. Someone hated him/her. If you didn't like any of your high school teachers...guess what? You're one of those little bitches in the 10%.