Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after years of lobbying for a travel job, I'm finally in Africa. Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions. When I don't eat or drink, I pass out. Essentially I have to choose between illness and consciousness. Hello, fabulous new job. FML
Today, I got a new title at work. My boss hyped it up and made it sound amazing, so I accepted. Come to find out it pays 20k less a year and is twice as much work. FML
Today, I accepted a great job offer I've been working months to earn so I can continue to live with my fiancé here in Poland. I just found out that my work visa was denied. Now I have to fly home to Canada and reapply before coming back. This takes a month. My new job starts tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, I was forced into accepting a "promotion" for a position that pays less than what I get right now. FML
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
Today, I have manager-level education, an MBA, a second management master's, and I'm on my way for a PhD, but I'm also a migrant who is stuck doing a shitty job because the damn country I have migrated to (Canada) has very little regards for previous non-canadian work experience, even as a manager! I gave up so much for this!? FML
Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML
Today, I started a new job. The hours are long, but I didn't mind as I could REALLY use the overtime. Turns out, they don't pay over time. I'm just expected to go "above and beyond for the company." FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
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Top comments
DavLynn 4
well you shouldn't complain, Africa isn't that rich. believe it or not what youre making is worth more in Africa.
jaff23 11
How could you be so stupid? Damn I feel sorry for you.
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Comments (187)
Thomato_fml 0
have fun washing you arse with a cup
constantine91 0
But, look on the bright side: you're in a beautiful country! Do some traveling go cape town or other beautiful locations.
lonely_heart_89 6
Hey, OP, at least you're making money. You're in Africa. Go look around at some of the people who survive on less than a dollar a day, then come back and tell us about making half the money you did in Canada.
fml_addict13 3
FYL. Go back to Canada. (Y)
justmekp 0
cant be too bad, you still have internet
randomloginname 0
Eric Foreman?
constantine91 0
You think that you would have realized that if you were moving to another country. Ydi for not finding out the pay and confirming which currency he was going to be paying in.
mastersmurf 13
WHAT???
Stylin_Since_97 10
Suck it up. Your helping those who are less fortunate. Money and art are far apart my friend...
PlatinumRose 2
Should have come to South Africa. No electricity problems or dirty water here
kaylapple 1
you are quite a dummy my friend!
mastersmurf 13
I linked from the RSS to the website just to vote YDI. You must have a screw loose to miss something like that when working abroad.