Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after years of lobbying for a travel job, I'm finally in Africa. Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions. When I don't eat or drink, I pass out. Essentially I have to choose between illness and consciousness. Hello, fabulous new job. FML
Today, I got a new title at work. My boss hyped it up and made it sound amazing, so I accepted. Come to find out it pays 20k less a year and is twice as much work. FML
Today, I accepted a great job offer I've been working months to earn so I can continue to live with my fiancé here in Poland. I just found out that my work visa was denied. Now I have to fly home to Canada and reapply before coming back. This takes a month. My new job starts tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, I was forced into accepting a "promotion" for a position that pays less than what I get right now. FML
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
Today, I have manager-level education, an MBA, a second management master's, and I'm on my way for a PhD, but I'm also a migrant who is stuck doing a shitty job because the damn country I have migrated to (Canada) has very little regards for previous non-canadian work experience, even as a manager! I gave up so much for this!? FML
Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML
Today, I started a new job. The hours are long, but I didn't mind as I could REALLY use the overtime. Turns out, they don't pay over time. I'm just expected to go "above and beyond for the company." FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
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Top comments
DavLynn 4
well you shouldn't complain, Africa isn't that rich. believe it or not what youre making is worth more in Africa.
jaff23 11
How could you be so stupid? Damn I feel sorry for you.
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Comments (187)
poopdodo1234 4
wow! that sucks major balls! well just look at the bright side...you could be making less money- err wait never mind... FYL
kickboxer1 0
you are a terrible parent just talking about your kid like.
Kolby27 1
but they have wifi or internet ? or even cell service ?
kritz0 10
Uhm...you realize most of the countries there use cell phones instead of putting up landlines right? Dumbass.
taquitosupremo 0
wow that sucks major ****! you took it with no warning in the butt and then blew it!!! I'm quite sad for you even if you tried to shit on our economy. FYL
music87 14
And that is why you should have looked up the different values of the different currencies, my friend.
5chadenfreude 6
Lmao!!
Lehk 9
a contract wouldn't matter, just quit, slavery isn't legal so they can't make you stay, the worst they could do is give you a bad reference
whyme_everytime 0
If you don't have electricity, how would you get the wifi to post this?
HomeAl0ne 20
I suggest applying for a job back in Canada and pulling the same trick on your new boss.
koekj 6
And you're still able to post your FMLs?