Today, I arrived in Africa to start my new job. I agreed to come to a city with little to no electricity, and poor water for triple the money I was making in Canada. I just realized my boss and I negotiated in two completely different currencies, and I'm now making half of what I used to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after years of lobbying for a travel job, I'm finally in Africa. Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions. When I don't eat or drink, I pass out. Essentially I have to choose between illness and consciousness. Hello, fabulous new job. FML
Today, I got a new title at work. My boss hyped it up and made it sound amazing, so I accepted. Come to find out it pays 20k less a year and is twice as much work. FML
Today, I accepted a great job offer I've been working months to earn so I can continue to live with my fiancé here in Poland. I just found out that my work visa was denied. Now I have to fly home to Canada and reapply before coming back. This takes a month. My new job starts tomorrow. FML
Today, it was my first day of work at my new job. I got dressed and arrived early, only to find out that the store had closed due to a power outage. Then I found out that the person who'd hired me had totally forgotten about hiring me anyway. FML
Today, I was forced into accepting a "promotion" for a position that pays less than what I get right now. FML
Today, I got a call from a job I had applied for. Everything went great until I realized I had applied to the wrong location, across town. I'm so broke, I went to the interview anyway. It will cost me more to pay for the gas to drive there to work, than what I will actually make. FML
Today, I have manager-level education, an MBA, a second management master's, and I'm on my way for a PhD, but I'm also a migrant who is stuck doing a shitty job because the damn country I have migrated to (Canada) has very little regards for previous non-canadian work experience, even as a manager! I gave up so much for this!? FML
Today, I landed my dream job with an international company. I figured I could work this until retirement, only to find out they hired me to shut down operations in my market. FML
Today, I started a new job. The hours are long, but I didn't mind as I could REALLY use the overtime. Turns out, they don't pay over time. I'm just expected to go "above and beyond for the company." FML
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
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Top comments
DavLynn 4
well you shouldn't complain, Africa isn't that rich. believe it or not what youre making is worth more in Africa.
jaff23 11
How could you be so stupid? Damn I feel sorry for you.
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Comments (187)
goodevilgenius 5
At least you don't have an electric bill to pay anymore.
aliern27 6
You at least know that Africa is a continent and not a country, right?
atishe24 9
Oh, hi Chandler! :)
lolz0701 4
Ok that's like saying you just arrived in north America. You need to say what COUNTRY when your talking about Africa, not the whole continent. Eg 'omg I went to Africa it was so cool!' vs 'omg I went to Sudan it was so cool!'
notmanynamesleft 4
Neither is Sudan. Both Africa and Sudan are regions, however North Sudan and South Sudan are actual countries.
xs4u 13
idiot.
functional 13
...you moved to f*cking Africa and didn't double check something as basic as that?
iamamale 15
Joe?
trey600rr 22
you my friend are an idiot!
Bino_Chance_Life 2
atleast your out of canada
teacupofsunshine 29
How do you make a drastic move and life change and not know all the specifics of what's going on around you. Good way to be organized, but you probly will get by with what your making and enjoy your new adventure op take advantage of this moment in your life to experience what your surroundings has to offer.