Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML
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ilovehamburgers
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Yes you are.
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emmiep1011
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I hope you resorted to butter beer.
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sexyshit44
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mustardhippo
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Your daughter is annoying as hell, and your an alcoholic deadbeat. Pass the scotch
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Keyman1212
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Help her find one of the Magic Quill's so she can register early!!! Wait... I mean... I'm not a Harry Potter nerd desperate to get into Pottermore.... Not me!
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daisyloo
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That's believable 11 haha:)
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cyns0_oaSailor
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F your daughters life.
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flockz
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WHAT?!?!?! TWILIGHT'S THE SHIT....
tiest garbage on television.
tiest garbage on television.
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bitchslapped22
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ME TOO IM GOING CRAZY I CAN'T GET IN...I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER..OP, there's millions of people going crazy over this, it's ok.
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JFox
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I managed to get three accounts. One for myself and one for my boyfriend. I'm giving the third one away.. I didn't like the username options they gave me on the first night.
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ciarafox9
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Haha I got in :)
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98- me too ;) F all your lives, Harry Potter is the shiiiit.
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sarabraun8
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hey
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WHOWASTHEPHONE
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YDI
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jamie72596
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I got in :D
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KattyT
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I am and I'm not ashamed. I'm already in!
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skulskinator
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Ewes that's weird
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scrapmetal58
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I got in today! A friend did it for me because my work computer doesn't have flash :/
Keyman, my respect for you just skyrocketed.
I cannot wait for Pottermore! :)
Keyman, my respect for you just skyrocketed.
I cannot wait for Pottermore! :)
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Keyman1212
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I got in too :D but I was just saying for the daughters sake!
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scrapmetal58
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Awesome! Hey I needed help too, so it's all good. She clearly needs help to get in too.
What's your username? Mine is FangWizard145. :)
What's your username? Mine is FangWizard145. :)
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Slythrr
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Yeah you are
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UsernameIsUsed
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Does anyone else think this fml sounds fake?
Besides, for any parent worth their liver's weight in whiskey, this is an easy fix:
"If I hear ONE more complaint about it, you are grounded until it's no longer in theaters."
Besides, for any parent worth their liver's weight in whiskey, this is an easy fix:
"If I hear ONE more complaint about it, you are grounded until it's no longer in theaters."
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UsernameIsUsed
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For any parent worth their liver's weight in whiskey, this is an easy fix:
"If I hear ONE more complaint, you are grounded until the movie is no longer in theaters."
"If I hear ONE more complaint, you are grounded until the movie is no longer in theaters."
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Mahomie123
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POTTERMORE FOREVER BITCHES
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JustHello123
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237 You didn't have to say it twice we got the point.
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Tommananaze6T9
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no ur daughters just a nerd.
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jake1632
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Let's shine some LUMOS on this subject.. Expecto patronum!
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helterskeltersmi
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#34 Your comment sucked the first time too, asshole
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helterskeltersmi
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Fuck. 34? Am I blind?
237.
237.
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PopRocks14
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I got in.. ;)
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LilaBear
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bitchslapped22, there's still two days left to get early registration :)
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LilaBear
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yes, you are a terrible parent.. not because you don't like your daughter's whining, but because of the awful way you speak about her.
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iPoopMusic
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I have no idea what any of you are talking about.
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love0128
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I feel bad for your daughter!! :( I really do, bc I know exactly how she feels!!!
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love0128
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Give it to MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Please!! :)
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ReneeFlem_Flam
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You have horrible taste 237. Harry Potter is amazing I grew up on those books.
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CaramelRainbows
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Your profile picture makes me think you like Twilight.
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Felix_Felicis15
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I got in yesterday! :D if it were I, I would be celebrating that my child is not twilight-obsessed and crooning over gay fairies. I thought Voldemort killed rob pattinson... Wtf.
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tessa1110001
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and your a dumb bitch
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BostonBear
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simple but effective
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ilovehamburgers
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Yes you are.
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ahole123
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If you know you're such a terrible parent why don't you just start being a good one?
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futtbuck101
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I would've smanged her.
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spaerro
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You have no fucking idea how tolerant my mom was, and she's insane. YDI
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GrooveSponge
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Harry Potter is the best freakin' thing to happen to this world. You're an ignorant butt-hole of a "parent"!
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jizzwold
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I imagine this is what I will be like if I am ever cursed with children
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Cokie_the_Clown
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Well OP it looks like we know where she got her excessive whining and complaining from. YDI for being such a bad parent that even you will admit to it, and YDI for whining about your daughter's whining.
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marcranger
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239, agreed. and I know this. and yet people still think I'll want to have kids someday, when really, I can save the time and expense and go straight for the booze.
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RandomChickXD
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geezus! this sounds exactly like my mom...
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glutgyoogle
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...I got on the site with out a problem...
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sparklecherry
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There's a lot you can do to keep that from happening. I hope you never have them either.
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cawtnay
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I love you.
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SoccerForTheWin
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Snooki is worse so your ok
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kthxbai123
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Yeah.
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Skelanimal15
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awesome pic!! i luv gir! and yes she is a horrible parent.
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kings1fan
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Like mother like daughter! Sounds like you can't stop yapping!
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StopDropNRoll
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Why not just take her to the train station drop her off with a note that days walk into said column and enjoy your time at Hogwarts. I'm sure she'll be happier at hogwarts than with a online account. Now your both happy =P
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DropTheDaggerxx
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It's Pottermore, for fuck's sake! I had a friend register for me cause the clues are posted at fucked up times. I feel for your daughter, OP. You live in the U.K., you're pretty much obligated to like HP. Shame.
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mozeltov
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Its a legitimate concern, not being able to register is a serious concern that affects many thousands of people, where is your sympathy?
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maggiemae14
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you sound pathetic. this is not a serious concern!
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SugarCrazy
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46,
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic...
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic...
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FUUUandyourmom
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It's Pottermore. It IS a serious concern. F the daughter's life for not getting in.
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OhzTP
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I got in :)
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love0128
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Actually, it is a VERY SERIOUS concern!
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VeeBee9332
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She still has 2 days! she should pull all-nighters until the damn thing is open again and then try answering the hints with her books at hand :) I got in that way
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jessthebest3
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Lol i made an account
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mmorgan9218
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what's wrong with you??
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hoodasswhitekid
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nothing, because apparently I'm the most awesome person today
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Crlnprz
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Seriously and she also has a very weird vocabulary...
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12vballchick12
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U beat me to it 64! :) Well ditto haha
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Preethik
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I was thinking the exact same thing.
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soccertrick61
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that's horrible
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jewknowit710
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Not as horrible as you flexed ab photo... Some ppl these days
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emmiep1011
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I hope you resorted to butter beer.
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sematariux
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0.0
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sara_saturday
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firewhiskey would be more effective
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kgage88
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I don't care what she's drinking... you are gorgeous...
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StormGirl142
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Especially Ogden's.
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Sashur
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this comment is a win.
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97currie
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people should really quit comparing the two. HP is infinitely better.
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spazzy910
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Not too much, some girls are just a little obsessed ;)
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spazzy910
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I was talking about the first comment not the reply.....
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pokejaden
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...Says the fag with the glasses.
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darksidedenizen
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!
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Crlnprz
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I agree HP has way better computers then Twilight, I didn't even know they made computers.
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rattusrattus
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You could blast her off your family tree with your wand.
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jewknowit710
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"REDICILIOUS!!" lol HP all the way
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akayc32
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136, that was just bad...
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rattusrattus
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Ridikkolous isn't even the spell for blasting, its for dealing with boggarts... the reductor curse might work.
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livlafluv100
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just like the black family!!!
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aliceisbored
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Hahaha, I know! When I read this fml I immediately thought of how that happened to Sirius.
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hazardoussmiles9
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Sirius-ly, it's spelled 'Riddikulous'. Get your facts right, you Squibs.
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randi9090
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well you're all ridiculous.
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OuchAndGoodfight
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It's the U.K., smart one.
/don't you feel dumb.
/don't you feel dumb.
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sensoon15
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89- considering that they have many people who agree with them and you have people who thumbed you down, I'm pretty sure they don't feel dumb.