FML : Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating...

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Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By makeitstop - / Thursday 4 August 2011 13:41 / United Kingdom

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By ilovehamburgers | 0

#3038675 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:54

Yes you are.

By emmiep1011 | 7

#3038719 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:57

I hope you resorted to butter beer.

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By sexyshit44 | 0

#3038672 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

mustardhippo | 4

#3038747 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:59

Your daughter is annoying as hell, and your an alcoholic deadbeat. Pass the scotch

Keyman1212 | 14

#3038758 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:59

Help her find one of the Magic Quill's so she can register early!!! Wait... I mean... I'm not a Harry Potter nerd desperate to get into Pottermore.... Not me!

daisyloo | 7

#3038789 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:01

That's believable 11 haha:)

cyns0_oaSailor | 0

#3038993 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:23

F your daughters life.

flockz | 19

#3039129 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:43

WHAT?!?!?! TWILIGHT'S THE SHIT....

tiest garbage on television.

bitchslapped22 | 14

#3039148 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:47

ME TOO IM GOING CRAZY I CAN'T GET IN...I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER..OP, there's millions of people going crazy over this, it's ok.

JFox | 8

#3039370 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:17

I managed to get three accounts. One for myself and one for my boyfriend. I'm giving the third one away.. I didn't like the username options they gave me on the first night.

ciarafox9 | 9

#3039400 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:20

Haha I got in :)

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#3039423 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:24

98- me too ;) F all your lives, Harry Potter is the shiiiit.

sarabraun8 | 7

#3039513 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:47

hey

WHOWASTHEPHONE | 10

#3039533 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:55

YDI

jamie72596 | 9

#3039573 - Thursday 4 August 2011 21:11

I got in :D

KattyT | 9

#3039630 - Thursday 4 August 2011 21:40

I am and I'm not ashamed. I'm already in!

skulskinator | 5

#3039891 - Thursday 4 August 2011 23:24

Ewes that's weird

scrapmetal58 | 9

#3039906 - Thursday 4 August 2011 23:28

I got in today! A friend did it for me because my work computer doesn't have flash :/

Keyman, my respect for you just skyrocketed.

I cannot wait for Pottermore! :)

Keyman1212 | 14

#3040239 - Friday 5 August 2011 0:11

I got in too :D but I was just saying for the daughters sake!

scrapmetal58 | 9

#3040266 - Friday 5 August 2011 0:14

Awesome! Hey I needed help too, so it's all good. She clearly needs help to get in too.

What's your username? Mine is FangWizard145. :)

alexibabyxoxo | 0

#3040338 - Friday 5 August 2011 0:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

alexibabyxoxo | 0

#3040341 - Friday 5 August 2011 0:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Slythrr | 0

#3040664 - Friday 5 August 2011 1:21

Yeah you are

UsernameIsUsed | 9

#3040778 - Friday 5 August 2011 1:38

Does anyone else think this fml sounds fake?

Besides, for any parent worth their liver's weight in whiskey, this is an easy fix:

"If I hear ONE more complaint about it, you are grounded until it's no longer in theaters."

UsernameIsUsed | 9

#3040929 - Friday 5 August 2011 1:54

For any parent worth their liver's weight in whiskey, this is an easy fix:

"If I hear ONE more complaint, you are grounded until the movie is no longer in theaters."

Mahomie123 | 0

#3041129 - Friday 5 August 2011 2:33

POTTERMORE FOREVER BITCHES

JustHello123 | 1

#3041215 - Friday 5 August 2011 2:45

237 You didn't have to say it twice we got the point.

Tommananaze6T9 | 4

#3041385 - Friday 5 August 2011 3:16

no ur daughters just a nerd.

jake1632 | 9

#3041537 - Friday 5 August 2011 3:56

Let's shine some LUMOS on this subject.. Expecto patronum!

helterskeltersmi | 0

#3041882 - Friday 5 August 2011 5:05

#34 Your comment sucked the first time too, asshole

helterskeltersmi | 0

#3041900 - Friday 5 August 2011 5:08

Fuck. 34? Am I blind?

237.

PopRocks14 | 0

#3042250 - Friday 5 August 2011 6:19

I got in.. ;)

LilaBear | 1

#3042330 - Friday 5 August 2011 6:32

bitchslapped22, there's still two days left to get early registration :)

LilaBear | 1

#3042361 - Friday 5 August 2011 6:37

yes, you are a terrible parent.. not because you don't like your daughter's whining, but because of the awful way you speak about her.

iPoopMusic | 0

#3042591 - Friday 5 August 2011 7:30

I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

love0128 | 5

#3042671 - Friday 5 August 2011 7:47

I feel bad for your daughter!! :( I really do, bc I know exactly how she feels!!!

love0128 | 5

#3042713 - Friday 5 August 2011 7:55

Give it to MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Please!! :)

ReneeFlem_Flam | 2

#3043417 - Friday 5 August 2011 9:36

You have horrible taste 237. Harry Potter is amazing I grew up on those books.

CaramelRainbows | 2

#3045351 - Friday 5 August 2011 16:10

Your profile picture makes me think you like Twilight.

Felix_Felicis15 | 8

#3046475 - Friday 5 August 2011 19:34

I got in yesterday! :D if it were I, I would be celebrating that my child is not twilight-obsessed and crooning over gay fairies. I thought Voldemort killed rob pattinson... Wtf.

tessa1110001 | 12

#3052294 - Saturday 6 August 2011 18:51

and your a dumb bitch

Anomomous | 15

#3056169 - Sunday 7 August 2011 7:09

No, make her use one of those punishment quills from Order of the Phoenix that carve everything you writhing into your hand. To quote Delores Umbridge, " She is a naughty child and naughty children must be punished."

BostonBear | 33

#5345862 - Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:29

simple but effective

By ilovehamburgers | 0

#3038675 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:54

Yes you are.

ahole123 | 0

#3039293 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:07

If you know you're such a terrible parent why don't you just start being a good one?

futtbuck101 | 1

#3039393 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:18

I would've smanged her.

spaerro | 8

#3039604 - Thursday 4 August 2011 21:27

You have no fucking idea how tolerant my mom was, and she's insane. YDI

GrooveSponge | 0

#3039619 - Thursday 4 August 2011 21:36

Harry Potter is the best freakin' thing to happen to this world. You're an ignorant butt-hole of a "parent"!

jizzwold | 21

#3040357 - Friday 5 August 2011 0:24

I imagine this is what I will be like if I am ever cursed with children

Cokie_the_Clown | 5

#3040448 - Friday 5 August 2011 0:38

Well OP it looks like we know where she got her excessive whining and complaining from. YDI for being such a bad parent that even you will admit to it, and YDI for whining about your daughter's whining.

marcranger | 28

#3041340 - Friday 5 August 2011 3:07

239, agreed. and I know this. and yet people still think I'll want to have kids someday, when really, I can save the time and expense and go straight for the booze.

RandomChickXD | 0

#3041782 - Friday 5 August 2011 4:45

geezus! this sounds exactly like my mom...

glutgyoogle | 6

#3049941 - Saturday 6 August 2011 7:10

...I got on the site with out a problem...

sparklecherry | 4

#3056737 - Sunday 7 August 2011 9:26

There's a lot you can do to keep that from happening. I hope you never have them either.

cawtnay | 0

#3056925 - Sunday 7 August 2011 10:42

I love you.

SoccerForTheWin | 5

#4198752 - Thursday 22 March 2012 3:42

Snooki is worse so your ok

By kthxbai123 | 1

#3038688 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:55

Yeah.

Skelanimal15 | 0

#3039356 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:16

awesome pic!! i luv gir! and yes she is a horrible parent.

kings1fan | 6

#3039362 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:17

Like mother like daughter! Sounds like you can't stop yapping!

StopDropNRoll | 11

#3039775 - Thursday 4 August 2011 22:45

Why not just take her to the train station drop her off with a note that days walk into said column and enjoy your time at Hogwarts. I'm sure she'll be happier at hogwarts than with a online account. Now your both happy =P

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#3042233 - Friday 5 August 2011 6:15

It's Pottermore, for fuck's sake! I had a friend register for me cause the clues are posted at fucked up times. I feel for your daughter, OP. You live in the U.K., you're pretty much obligated to like HP. Shame.

By mozeltov | 7

#3038699 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:55

Its a legitimate concern, not being able to register is a serious concern that affects many thousands of people, where is your sympathy?

maggiemae14 | 2

#3039022 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:26

you sound pathetic. this is not a serious concern!

SugarCrazy | 14

#3039083 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:34

46,
I'm pretty sure he was being sarcastic...

FUUUandyourmom | 16

#3039135 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:44

It's Pottermore. It IS a serious concern. F the daughter's life for not getting in.

OhzTP | 7

#3039737 - Thursday 4 August 2011 22:32

I got in :)

love0128 | 5

#3042664 - Friday 5 August 2011 7:46

Actually, it is a VERY SERIOUS concern!

VeeBee9332 | 0

#3042963 - Friday 5 August 2011 8:52

She still has 2 days! she should pull all-nighters until the damn thing is open again and then try answering the hints with her books at hand :) I got in that way

jessthebest3 | 0

#3043232 - Friday 5 August 2011 9:12

Lol i made an account

By mmorgan9218 | 5

#3038712 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:56

what's wrong with you??

hoodasswhitekid | 0

#3039162 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:49

nothing, because apparently I'm the most awesome person today

Crlnprz | 11

#3039205 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:54

Seriously and she also has a very weird vocabulary...

12vballchick12 | 5

#3039457 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:35

U beat me to it 64! :) Well ditto haha

Preethik | 17

#6059645 - Monday 8 September 2014 1:37

I was thinking the exact same thing.

By soccertrick61 | 6

#3038715 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:56

that's horrible

jewknowit710 | 2

#3039559 - Thursday 4 August 2011 21:03

Not as horrible as you flexed ab photo... Some ppl these days

By emmiep1011 | 7

#3038719 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:57

I hope you resorted to butter beer.

sematariux | 7

#3038816 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:04

0.0

sara_saturday | 5

#3039080 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:34

firewhiskey would be more effective

kgage88 | 0

#3040417 - Friday 5 August 2011 0:32

I don't care what she's drinking... you are gorgeous...

StormGirl142 | 24

#3040775 - Friday 5 August 2011 1:37

Especially Ogden's.

Sashur | 0

#3041241 - Friday 5 August 2011 2:48

this comment is a win.

By Friaza | 29

#3038720 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:57

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

97currie | 0

#3039234 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:59

people should really quit comparing the two. HP is infinitely better.

spazzy910 | 0

#3039237 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:59

Not too much, some girls are just a little obsessed ;)

spazzy910 | 0

#3039350 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:15

I was talking about the first comment not the reply.....

pokejaden | 5

#3039491 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:42

...Says the fag with the glasses.

darksidedenizen | 9

#3039802 - Thursday 4 August 2011 22:56

Crlnprz | 11

#3046011 - Friday 5 August 2011 18:17

I agree HP has way better computers then Twilight, I didn't even know they made computers.

By rattusrattus | 18

#3038749 - Thursday 4 August 2011 18:59

You could blast her off your family tree with your wand.

jewknowit710 | 2

#3039561 - Thursday 4 August 2011 21:05

"REDICILIOUS!!" lol HP all the way

akayc32 | 0

#3039618 - Thursday 4 August 2011 21:35

136, that was just bad...

rattusrattus | 18

#3039735 - Thursday 4 August 2011 22:31

Ridikkolous isn't even the spell for blasting, its for dealing with boggarts... the reductor curse might work.

livlafluv100 | 2

#3039749 - Thursday 4 August 2011 22:36

just like the black family!!!

aliceisbored | 11

#3039925 - Thursday 4 August 2011 23:31

Hahaha, I know! When I read this fml I immediately thought of how that happened to Sirius.

hazardoussmiles9 | 22

#3040617 - Friday 5 August 2011 1:11

Sirius-ly, it's spelled 'Riddikulous'. Get your facts right, you Squibs.

randi9090 | 12

#6429377 - Thursday 8 October 2015 1:45

well you're all ridiculous.

By gruvychild | 17

#3038761 - Thursday 4 August 2011 19:00

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

OuchAndGoodfight | 5

#3039341 - Thursday 4 August 2011 20:14

It's the U.K., smart one.
/don't you feel dumb.

sensoon15 | 7

#3039758 - Thursday 4 August 2011 22:39

89- considering that they have many people who agree with them and you have people who thumbed you down, I'm pretty sure they don't feel dumb.

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