Miscellaneous: Grandma rocks!

Grandma rocks!

By Anonymous - 20/04/2014 21:38 - Slovenia - Domzale

Today, I decided to be nice and pay a visit to my grandma. We ended up playing Scrabble. In between passing wind that smelled like rotting eggs, she kept playing the filthiest words she could, and yelled at me whenever I checked to see if they were in the Scrabble dictionary. FML

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You deserved it 5 191

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By welptimetoburntheplacedown - 11/08/2014 15:02 - United States - Louisville

Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 290

You deserved it 3 674

Bingo is serious business

By earlytermination - 06/09/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 074

You deserved it 2 448

By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 709

You deserved it 4 820

Quality family time

By really mature, GRAN - 25/12/2012 20:59 - United States - El Macero

Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 762

You deserved it 3 068

By Anonymous - 23/09/2009 10:23 - Singapore

Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML

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You deserved it 38 111

By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 02:09 - United States

Today, I'm spending time with my granny, with whom I'm supposed to live with for a few weeks. I've noticed that she repeats the last word of every sentence I say, and now I'm wondering how it's possible for me to now be so horrible that I want to punch a sweet 92-year-old lady in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 866

You deserved it 5 644

By booste - 18/10/2009 04:06 - Canada

Today, I was written up because my manager heard me insulting a customer. How did I insult her? I called her grandma. Who did I say this to? My grandma. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 754

You deserved it 2 266

By painful - 24/07/2011 08:55 - Norway

Today, I was stuck in the car with my grandma for an hour as she described to me how she had looked through my great grandma's poop to make sure her calcium pills were being digested. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 577

You deserved it 2 654

By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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You deserved it 3 232

Nice, thanks

By sweetnan - 28/08/2013 01:29 - Chile - Santiago

Today, I finally accepted my grandma's friend request on Facebook. I commented on a family photo album she'd uploaded, joking that the quality would greatly improve once she added pictures of me. My comment was met with, "Shut up you sewage rat". FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 306

You deserved it 8 347

friedpwnadge 25

Monday 21 April 2014 2:01

That stinks.

Fuaaad1994 31

Monday 21 April 2014 2:09

Next time you to play scrabble, have a meal with beans and eggs. Fight fire with fire.

Comments

beaverteaser 16

Monday 21 April 2014 2:10

smells like she was in it to win

gbrodee1 5

Monday 21 April 2014 2:16

*Leans in close to grandma* inhales deeply through nose,"you are in it to win"

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Monday 21 April 2014 2:11

Playing ******* house rules?

olpally 32

Monday 21 April 2014 2:11

Good seeing ya grandma! Bye! Hope you walked away. Blah!

gbrodee1 5

Monday 21 April 2014 2:14

Grandma, there is a difference between fist bump and fisting.

jsp16 24

Monday 21 April 2014 2:17

"FML" grannies are scary.

oddities 20

Monday 21 April 2014 2:40

Sadly, this FML grandma sounds like my paternal grandma. I can relate to way too many FMLs.

cook4money 9

Monday 21 April 2014 2:21

Your grandma is awesome. Who cares if they are in the scrabble dictionary. obviously she was just having fun. I'm giving you a ydi for not being able to enjoy having fun with your awesome grandmother.

GeneralStew 7

Monday 21 April 2014 2:21

I like spending time with my grandma she is nice :P

JuzReading 23

Monday 21 April 2014 2:24

Does she bake you cookies?

GeneralStew 7

Monday 21 April 2014 2:29

She does chocolate chip with almonds mmmmmm :P

zandalee 19

Monday 21 April 2014 2:23

FML Grannies rule! So going to grow old disgracefully... Rock on FML Grannies!!

oddities 20

Monday 21 April 2014 2:45

They're fun unless you have one. Then it's terrible.

BubbleGrunge 18

Monday 21 April 2014 3:58

It's terrible to have a grandma, #25?

oddities 20

Monday 21 April 2014 4:03

#35, well, some grandmas … But I digress. I meant one that's FML material. Is that now clear enough for you? I don't particularly feel up to elaborating further so, I'll cross my fingers.