Embarrassing, Awkward, Farts and Love: Grammy award winner

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By blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown

Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, in my sleep I let out a couple of farts. Normally this wouldn't be a big deal, but on this night I had slept in my mom's room. She came to check in on me and violently woke me up because she thought I pooped in the bed. Now my entire family knows I fart in my sleep. FML

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You deserved it 384

By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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By PissedOff - 26/01/2017 14:25

Today, my husband sent me a short video of my snoring last night because I wanted to hear how bad I sound. The first few seconds went by OK, but for the rest of the clip I could barely hear anything else over the sound of my husband taking a long piss in our bathroom. FML

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By irulan - 14/01/2020 03:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I farted so loudly in bed and I woke up my husband. Startled, he thought that someone was entered in our room and fired a shot. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 05:18 - Canada

Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML

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You deserved it 2 153

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:21 - Canada

Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML

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You deserved it 6 149

By Anonymous - 15/12/2011 17:26 - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

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You deserved it 5 560

By flipflop - 07/06/2010 07:03 - United States

Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML

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You deserved it 7 438

By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 07:10 - United States - Queens Village

Today, while singing Happy Birthday to my husband, I desperately needed to fart. I couldn't leave the room, so I let it out real slow. There were over 20 of us there, yet somehow my mother-in-law knew it was me. She went over to the window and opened it wide, all while glaring at me. FML

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You deserved it 4 058

By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 28 July 2014 18:13

He should have made them into a song. That's the only acceptable way to listen to such noises.

igive 29

Monday 28 July 2014 18:16

Destroy it before it hits youtube...if it's not too late.

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AFaye3964 17

Monday 28 July 2014 18:34

Do it too Him.. My fiancee has done this too me, so i take pictures of him and post it on fb.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Monday 28 July 2014 18:42

Well, It sounds like your husband made quite an impression on your family, to say the least. And your husband is awesome.

Mossy93 8

Monday 28 July 2014 18:53

It sucks that he did that to you but poor guy has to sleep next to you every night should feel a little bad for him to.

Djrudester 1

Monday 28 July 2014 18:55

Great husband you have there

kabza 13

Monday 28 July 2014 19:01

u deserve it. why u farting? control that tish. lol

upallnight11 19

Monday 28 July 2014 19:09

Were they blown away by it?

vividpictures 17

Tuesday 29 July 2014 8:00

This made me laugh uncontrollably and I have no idea why.

Mystery_Unsolved 16

Monday 28 July 2014 19:17

Bring in the awkward.

MisterGasMoney 16

Monday 28 July 2014 19:18

Wondering...are you Male or Female OP? Not to discriminate, just posing a question.

joshi42 16

Monday 28 July 2014 19:38

Stop eating beans.

MrPurple5106 7

Monday 28 July 2014 19:38

your husband's an ass HA GET IT?!?! but really, that sucks

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Today, I was marking exams. I then had to explain to many of the students that (a) pigs are not aquatic animals and (b) sharks do not have lungs. These are university students. FML

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