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By blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown

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Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
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Same thing different taste

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He should have made them into a song. That's the only acceptable way to listen to such noises.

Destroy it before it hits youtube...if it's not too late.

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As I've said in response to a couple comments, I don't understand what the big deal is he was at the dinner table yeah but it's not like you could smell any of the things you were listening to. I can understand if you were in nice restaurant but you weren't. Also, if you can't pass gas or burp around your family who can you? It seems to me like your family is to up tight and they need to relax there are more important things to get their panties in a bunch over this just doesn t seems to be something like that is that big of a deal. FYL because you needed to be embarrassed because of your family's lack of humor.

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Can't stop laughing! Omg that must have been terrible, I am sorry!

I changed my wifes ringer that way once. and it went off during a quiet church session.

so the husband has been secretly recording his wife while she was asleep over a long period of time. i would be far more horrified over that fact, then the idea of farting while sleeping. i'm pretty sure everyone has done a snoring video of their partner once or twice, but to collect enough over time for a compilation?