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By blow away - 28/07/2014 04:36 - United States - Middletown

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Today, my husband played a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 357
You deserved it 4 572

Same thing different taste

Top comments

He should have made them into a song. That's the only acceptable way to listen to such noises.

Destroy it before it hits youtube...if it's not too late.

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vividpictures 17

I guess he'll be sleeping on the couch for a while.

I agree, her family should really get a sense of humor. It's not like he presented them with a scratch and sniff poster! It sounds we all make, oh no let's hide under a rock and pretend none of us farts, moans, groans, grunts, sighs, etc... in our sleep or anywhere else actually !

ulissey_fml 22

Give him a clue ; get him a dvd of Gone with the Wind.

xxAmyHerexx 4

How can it prove it was you, maybe he recorded it of himself to have a go at you OP, just saying :P

Wow sounds like an asshole to me but im sure everything will be fine

its a real relationship when you dont have to hold it in your bowls. lol

Sorry you're married to such an immature 12-year-old OP!

Your husband is awesome. Lighten up and have a little laughter in life and with your husband. I'm sure every single one of those family members has heard you farting st some stage in your life. Babies do it all the time.

There's nothing awesome about deliberately humiliating your wife in front of her entire family.

He's awesome! Her family's too uptight they need to loosen up, get a sense of humor, and stop making a big deal over something so trivial.