Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my ex gifted a special handcrafted necklace I made for him to his new girlfriend. She wears it on all her socials. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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24788 7
Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI
batrob 7
haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off
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Comments (159)
corporalusmc 0
#12, I agree
ArtandLove 0
"It's the thought that counts." You know. But really, maybe she doesn't have money to buy you $200 jewelry. And I'm sure she didn't really mean for a pack of gum to be equivalent to your gift. I think you're rather ungrateful, actually. It was nice of you to buy her jewelry, but I wouldn't want my boyfriend making the whole world think I'm a lousy girlfriend just because I'm poor.
_CherryBomb_ 0
I guess she really isnt that into you
MimaKirigoe 5
I would have taken it back, because that's bullshit. As a young lady, I would like to see the girl who did this. I'd like to slap her in the back of the head for making all of us look bad. And by the way, to the person who said "the thought counts", there was no thought involved. It was gum the poster was allergic to! After 10 months, she should have known that.
beaniebabe 0
Good taste in girls!!!
Topguy 0
Wow... I am sorry... Bitch...
MelKel 0
#106- Actually a decent Sterling silver necklace can be anywhere from 100-300 dollars, especially if it's Tiffany & Co. So not fair to say he was ripped off, it's not a cheap material..
Kamicase 0
I actually doubt, that you could get an allergic reaction from artificial cinnamon flavor. Don't be sad though, people forget stuff and allergies aren't something she was constantly reminded of wasn't she?
pjspelce 0
Lol pwned
racefan234 0
dude if you had only gone out for ten months or you werent engaged why did yu get her a $200 necklace??? YDI