Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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24788 7
Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI
batrob 7
haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off
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Comments (159)
Yeliab333 20
It's the thought that counts....
Malarkey23 4
Some girls just suck dude
XxQuartersxX 14
That sucks, but 10 months isn't really that long .... I feel like a $200 necklace was far too much.
killafuzzy18 4
I would say dump the bitch but at least now you don't have to
Wildghost123 13
That seems like her way of breaking up with you
WTF_BRAIN 11
I'm not an expert, but I'm fairly sure that cinnamon gum might not really contain cinnamon.
Dr_Awesome654 24
How was that necklace so expensive? I got one for about $30