By Losamus - 15/8/2018 23:30

Nice first impression.

Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML
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By  DMA  |  11

I hope you did what any sane person would’ve done and casually picked the pill back up, placed it in your mouth, sucking your fingers as you withdrew them. Then with a wink, say, “That’s so weird; I always swallow.”

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By  DMA  |  11

I hope you did what any sane person would’ve done and casually picked the pill back up, placed it in your mouth, sucking your fingers as you withdrew them. Then with a wink, say, “That’s so weird; I always swallow.”

By  TheSminty1  |  17

You coughed without your hand in front of your mouth allowing a tablet that had somehow not dissolved in your throat to shoot across the room and he's the weird one?