Cars and Transportation: Glassed - FML

Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By This Guy - 26/09/2011 17:18 - United States

Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By JohnyP - 09/07/2011 07:04 - United States

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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Klums02 0

Friday 1 July 2011 15:54

...so that person busts the window of their car out on a regular basis?

Miss_Michaela 10

Friday 1 July 2011 16:01

Hahaha. Carma. Cos the FML is about a car. :P

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mismonroe 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:38

At least they're sorry, right?

chaoticnh 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:40

you should track him down and do the same to his car and leave a note "cool story bro"

rocker135 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:40

Thats why there was a skrewdriver in the ignition

plebeianFelix 5

Friday 1 July 2011 16:46

the person was so drunk that they couldn't understand why their keys wouldn't work, or at least that's what happened when i got in and didn't recognize any of the stuff in my car.

dvdp112 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:50

you can always call your car or the note a bitch... lol

billcosby41 0

Friday 1 July 2011 16:57

oi…sucks

PandaPandy 6

Friday 1 July 2011 17:12

Because I would also break into my own car haha

hazardoussmiles9 22

Friday 1 July 2011 17:34

Look on the bright side. Things happen for a reason, right? He must've thought you needed a new window, so he got you a step closer to getting one.

Penguin69 0

Friday 1 July 2011 17:36

That sucks..

fmyrie17 0

Friday 1 July 2011 17:41

damn what a dumbass

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