Today, my husband's rich aunt and uncle came in town and handed us an envelope and said we hope this helps out with the student loans. Inside the envelope was just an article on new student loan procedures and how to get lower payments. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that when my parents offered to help me pay for college, what they really meant is they would get the forms for me to apply for student loans. FML
Today, my parents gave me a letter they'd forgotten about since late last year. In it was a $30,000 scholarship to a local master's program with an application due date of two weeks ago. FML
Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, my husband announced the reason he had been working since much is because he had secretly paid off my tens of thousands of student loans. I then had to tell him I'm leaving him for his best friend. FML
Today, I called my dad to ask why my university tuition had not been paid. He said that my school was "too expensive" and he "couldn't afford it." He then asked me if I would take in his mail while he was away. He was taking his new wife to Hawaii; apparently it's beautiful this time of year. FML
Today, my wife received a $15,000 bonus from her work. I got a backpack from mine. FML
Today, my father's company shut down his branch, leaving him without a job. This is followed by a letter from my school's financial aid office, saying I'm not getting a penny because my family's income level is too high. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Today, my husband fell for an online scam leaving us 1450.00 in the negative. We get paid tomorrow and most of our money is going to cover that debt. FML
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atruegem 0
They don't exactly owe you ANYthing, so not really a FML.
Sum_it 0
classic! just bc u have a rich relative doesnt mean you can expect money from them!
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flyingpan8 0
today i went over my nephew's for lunch. he is a sweet fellow but his wife is a gold digging bitch. as a special gesture, i wanted to give them am article that i read, focussing on securing the lowest possible interest rates on their student loans, in hopes that they would benefit from this experience in the long term, and get a good head start in planning for their financial independence. instead of being happy or thankful, the bitch woman was pissed off and wrote an fml about the whole episode as though just because we had money, we should just pay for their school. so ******* pathetic! FML.
Claymason 0
LMAO that was made of win! So true.
mezentius 0
Yes, because people normally give others articles about money in envelopes, and women who want to pay for their kids' educations are gold-diggers.
itsnotfair 0
it's nto for their kids education..it's for their debts from their student loans..when THEY were students.
weirdgirl_sf 0
This is freaking funny and too true.
WorkSexMonkey 0
Its very much a ****-tease.
Maddoctor 10
Thank you! My thoughts exactly. Doesn't anyone else find it kind of unusual to put an article about student loans in an envelope? Why not just give them the article instead of getting their hopes up (because usually you put money in envelopes people). Personally, I would have been annoyed too if that happened to me, because I would have thought it was money as well.
beethoven_fml 0
heh heh heh
lisafannypack 0
to everyone who's saying that she shouldn't expect to be given money, and maybe she didn't expect it before, but when someone hands you an envelope saying "i hope this helps with student loans"...isn't that what you would expect?
vanillafire 0
I agree completely. I'm baffled how anyone would NOT expect money when being handed an envelope when the topic of conversation is about debt. It doesn't sound to me like the OP was expecting money beforehand, just that the context was so overwhelmingly pointing to a financial gift, which of course would be disappointing.
paperfox_fml 0
That's what I was thinking. To me it sounds like she wasn't expecting a thing, and was surprised when the rich people handed her an envelope and made a misleading comment to fool her into thinking they were giving her money. I mean seriously, who gives an article in a ******* envelope and says it's to help with a difficult financial situation? That's a shitty, bitchy thing to do to someone. Presumably it's a rich person's idea of a cracking practical joke. -.-
RJB 0
Today my husband's rich aunt and uncle came in town So yah the gold digger WAS expecting money. Its like My husbands aunt and uncle who own a Mercerdes Benz Dealership visited us, she knew how muhc I loved Mercerdes and how muhc I loved their car. At the end of lunch she said she was getting rid of it and didnt want it anymore and was gonna give it away before i could say anything she said she was getting a new SLR McLaren and her(the aunts) son was getting her old one. She wanted the Mercedes and expected one becuz she thinks the world revolves around her. 1. Today my husband's aunt and uncle came in town who had given money before 2. Today my husband's rich aunt and uncle came in town 2. means GIVE GIVE ME GIVE ME!!!! 1. Means the aunt and uncle may give out money Juding by this FML they dont give out the only parade it around..with a McLaren.. SLR Super Light Roadster... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4
Victrolia 0
Maybe you should pay attention to that article. How else do you think she became your "rich aunt"
ugliy 0
youre quite the entitled b---h, arent you? ;)
paperfox_fml 0
You're quite the judgemental bitch, aren't you? ;)
Check_Mate 0
You are quite the correct not-bitch, aren't you? ;)
Lounia_fml 8
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL GUYS xD
Luckster 0
Epic ownage! XD
tranman978 0
Cheap bitch...
jdawg777 0
You cant expect money. Seriously..
lastminuteperm 0
YDI for think more of them and just expecting it would be money.